I'm only one person. No idea why I have so much of this.
Warning: None of these items will give you super powers.
JT Flex 8/Premise/ProFlex/Spectra Thermal Mask Lens - Clear - I wear tinted lens so people can't tell how scared I look when I'm playing.
Brand New Empire Prophecy Z2 Loader $70. "I CAN SHOOT 26* BPS" - paintballs are expensive.
Valkin Paintball Pants- Size M. $50 Friend: "I don't want to get shot in the nuts" Me: "Here, these pants have penis protection" Friend: "Oh, I rather go to an escape room instead." Me: "........"
Vforce Grill Camo- BNIB- I thought this would make me look cool on the field, you can't be cool if you're terrible. $60
I thought this Classic Vintage Smart Parts Jersey would make me look like a pro, but all it did was it put targets on me. Although I think I'm XXL, in reality I only fit a small Size XL $20
Synergy Team 'Jetpack' Pod Packs 4+3 Yellow and Custom 'kitty' Blue Pack + more pod packs
I thought getting different color team pod packs would turn us into voltron, but all it did was turn us black and blue. welts hurt $25 each. includes at least two pods per pack or how ever many i can fit into the shipping box
2peice CP Barrel .689 $54
I thought this barrel would help me aim better, but I realize I just can't aim.
Pull Through Squeegees $1 each. Practically new.
I thought I would be calm and collected enough to clean my barrel during play, but all I do is call myself out and get bonus balled on the way out.
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