Me and a girl fooling around (biting, tickling, kissing, etc, etc)
Girl: Omg josh do you have a boner?! lol thats cute!!
Me: :-X.. noo...
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Me: Hey mom, can I have a cigarette?
Mom: Arvin, do you do weed?
Me: Yea, I've done it before. Its not as bad as people say it is. It tastes better than cigarettes in my opinion too. So can I get a cigarette?
Mom: *Sighs and shakes her head* Fine, take one. But if I catch you smoking weed, know that I'm going to ground you.
Me: As long as you let me finish it before you do. Theres no need to waste $20 worth of cannibus.
Mom: Get out Arvin.