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Old 02-04-2005, 08:01 PM #1
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Worst thing your parents/siblings/friends have ever asked you?

Mom: Eric, why do you spend so much time on instant messenger?

Me: Because I like to talk to my friends...

Mom: You know that you should never tell anyone you don't know where you live, right...?

Me: Yeah...

Mom: Good, because for all I know, with all of that money you have... you could be some kind of drug dealer.

*Awkward Silence*

Me: Whatever...

(I don't do drugs)




The next one doesn't really involve my parents, but it involves my sister which is just as bad..



*Me- Walks into my room and sees sister and her friend looking under my bed*

Me: What the **** are you doing?

Sister: Why is there a cup of lotion under your bed?

Me: My hands are dry....

*Me- Pushes them out of room*

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Old 02-04-2005, 08:02 PM #2
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"Did you pawn all our stuff ?"
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:02 PM #3
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are you gay?

do you smoke the dope?

are you high?

why is there porn on your computer?
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:03 PM #4
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Post some pics of your sister.
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:03 PM #5
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:05 PM #6
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:05 PM #7
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:05 PM #8
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:05 PM #9
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Mom - Why is there porn on your computer?

Me - It must be spyware.
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:07 PM #10
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lol...

My worst was probabley, When i found some weed on top of my T.V and i think it was my dads, i asked him whose it was, he got all nervous. He said "is it yours?"

i said "No"

dad " then its no ones" and he took it away....


Lame story but thats the best i got


PBdude04, lol im listening to "Still D.R.E by Dr. Dre and that gopher thing is in perfect tune wiht the beat
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:07 PM #11
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Me and a girl fooling around (biting, tickling, kissing, etc, etc)

Girl: Omg josh do you have a boner?! lol thats cute!!

Me: :-X.. noo...
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:07 PM #12
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LOL! hahahah owned lilman
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:13 PM #13
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they dont call him lilman for no reason..

Uhh jake im going to wallmart, do you need some condoms?

I was like wtf?
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:14 PM #14
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are you gay?

do you smoke the dope?

are you high?

why is there porn on your computer?
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:15 PM #15
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:15 PM #16
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Me: Hey mom, can I have a cigarette?
Mom: Arvin, do you do weed?
Me: Yea, I've done it before. Its not as bad as people say it is. It tastes better than cigarettes in my opinion too. So can I get a cigarette?
Mom: *Sighs and shakes her head* Fine, take one. But if I catch you smoking weed, know that I'm going to ground you.
Me: As long as you let me finish it before you do. Theres no need to waste $20 worth of cannibus.
Mom: Get out Arvin.
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:16 PM #17
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mom: "do you have that paris hilton video"

me: "no why"

mom: "cuase your uncle wants to see it"
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:18 PM #18
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^hahahahaha thats a funny one..
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:18 PM #19
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do you cuss?
-no

and my dad is all the time tellin me not to smoke or goto parties and crap parties are yea smoking sux i would never even try it.

lol my friends mom sends him to the shrink cuz she thinks he is gay its some funny crap hes not gay tho
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:19 PM #20
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:21 PM #21
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mom: "do you have that paris hilton video"

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mom: "cuase your uncle wants to see it"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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