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Old 01-07-2005, 08:11 PM #1
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hit me w/some pranks

okay, to make a long story short, i'm 18 and i just started working as an apprentice (to become a mechanic) at a dealership

so the other day this douchebag guy that has the lift next to me starts pissing me off so i sprayed him w/water from a hose
needless to say i come back from lunch and there's grease all over the safety handle to let my lift down (yeah i fell for it -- its new grease, so its almost clear, not dirty or anything -- you can't tell it's there until you feel it) anyways, so the other guy's still at lunch, so i lube up his handle (no... no .. no you queers) just b/c i know he's gonna be looking for me to get some revenge and i also lube up the feet on his lift (the parts that actually touch the car when you lift it up -- you have to physically move them into position w/your hands)

so he comes back from lunch and is like hah it didn't work i checked the handle b4 i touched it... and i was like okay.. then like 5 minutes later he comes over all pissed off saying that he's gonna get me good b/c he's got grease all over his hands/forearms

so this morning i came in and went to take the wheels off a car and my air gun wouldn't work. at first i thought he just shut the air to my hose off. no big deal. nope -- he actually put a rivet into the air fitting in the bottom of my gun and actually took the time to grind the edges of the rivet down to be flush w/the fitting anyways it took me a few minutes to figure it out

i need to get this guy back... and i'm not talking like a back-and-forth type deal like we've been doing... i need a whole bunch of good pranks to pull all at once to f-in destroy him

ps - this is all in fun we're actually decent friends, so none of the usual... rape his mom/sister/him/his dog and kill yourself stuff
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:12 PM #2
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Sleeping pills in coffee + sharpie = go to town

EDIT: I just realized how ****ing gay that is.
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:22 PM #3
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how did his handle feel? lol jp take a ****... wrap it in a napkin and hide it in a car he is working on
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:24 PM #4
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*whack*

there you go
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I want to rage against the world. I want to beat it into submission. I want it to see the hate in my eyes, to feel the rage pouring out of me in blow after blow delivered in a fury that could only be fueled by insanity. I want to shake it so violently that it's afraid it may break and I want to scream with such primal ferocity that it reaches back into the darkest parts of an age when men cowered in caves at the sound of demons. Then, after the wave has subsided and I let go I want to watch it slump into a broken mass, whimpering. When the word "why?" crosses it's bloody swollen lips the only reply that will come is "yes... why?".
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:26 PM #5
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*whack*

there you go
How are astricks gonna help him?
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:26 PM #6
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Sleeping pills in coffee + laxitives + lockable utility closet = PWND
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:28 PM #7
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How are astricks gonna help him?

I have no idea, but they have plenty of uses.
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:30 PM #8
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I got it!

He can put them on the guys chair, and they will hurt his bum bum!
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:32 PM #9
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I got it!

He can put them on the guys chair, and they will hurt his bum bum!
Or he could stick them in the guys nose, ouch.
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:34 PM #10
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Or in other places if he got him REALLY REALLY drunk.

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Old 01-07-2005, 08:39 PM #11
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:43 PM #12
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:48 PM #13
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You can put a razor blade in his boot. . . That's a GOOD one.
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Old 01-07-2005, 09:49 PM #14
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dude you kids are sick... for the most part...

and it hasn't elevated to laxatives yet... and personally i hope it doesn't....

good god
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Old 01-07-2005, 09:57 PM #16
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Hit him in the head with a wrench, hilarity will ensue.
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Old 01-07-2005, 10:36 PM #17
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dude you kids are sick... for the most part...

and it hasn't elevated to laxatives yet... and personally i hope it doesn't....

good god
If it does you know what to do...
Sleeping pills+Laxitaves+Lockable closet= pwnd. Now that is something to look back at and laugh. I did...
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Old 01-07-2005, 11:03 PM #18
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depends on the boot.. but if its steel toe with it on the outside.. weld it to a piece of metal ..lol
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Old 01-07-2005, 11:08 PM #19
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pour sugar into a cars gas tank he is working on- it will carmelize the engine

or put some sort of foreign object into a car he is working on ie) dead animal, dildo (put some of that grease on it for extra laughs), porn you got the idea
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Old 01-07-2005, 11:19 PM #20
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Old 01-07-2005, 11:21 PM #21
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put an infected AIDS needle on the toilet seat

ooh or just kick his knee in from the side?
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