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Old 01-07-2005, 09:59 AM #1
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Optimus Prime's Ponderable of the day V1.1

If you could have an extra appendage, what would it be and where would you put it?
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Old 01-07-2005, 10:08 AM #2
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Why would you not just keep it in one thread?
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Old 01-07-2005, 10:38 AM #3
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With all the crap threads around, I think these deserve their own if he keeps the questions interesting.

I'd have a strong tail with full motor control, so I could swing from it.

Oh, and eat bananas. And pie
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Old 01-07-2005, 10:43 AM #4
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I'd have another penis... that way I could do two chicks at the same time... literally.
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i'd have a third arm. only it would have a really small hand. that way i could jerk off with it and it would feel like i have an elephant dick.

hoo rah.

edited to be less vulgar, don't know how the mods would like the 10-year-old boy thing.
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Old 01-07-2005, 11:15 AM #7
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I'd have another penis... that way I could do two chicks at the same time... literally.
Good luck finding two chicks to have sex with a two penised freak. I'd have a chainsaw arm.
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Old 01-07-2005, 11:44 AM #9
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another wiener just below the original wiener, for double penetration. If the girl thinks I'm a freak, well...





SURPRISE...we are having sex.


or I would have a tail.
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I wouldn't want another apendage, im perfect as is.
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another wiener just below the original wiener, for double penetration. If the girl thinks I'm a freak, well...





SURPRISE...we are having sex.


or I would have a tail.

That's sounding like a dream I once had.....

It was a good dream, so I'm going with the double penis.
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Old 01-07-2005, 12:52 PM #13
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Probably just an Extra Toe or something.

if you have an Extra Appendage showing your gonna be a freak and not get any
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I'd definately have a tail. I'd like to be able to hang upside down and hold on to extra stuff. and a tail would look cool.
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Old 01-07-2005, 12:57 PM #16
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^ best one yet. i'd take a eye on the back of my head.
chainsarm sounds cool
i want a gattling gun arm.
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I'd have another penis... that way I could do two chicks at the same time... literally.
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Wings, like the ones the angels had in Dogma
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Wings, like the ones the angels had in Dogma
Same, except i wouldnt want them to be huge and intrusive.
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Good luck finding two chicks to have sex with a two penised freak. I'd have a chainsaw arm.
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