what was the best world leader monkey fight you did?
I'd have to say Fidel Castro vs. GW Bush. - Then from out of nowhere, Ariel Sharon (Prime Minister of Israel for those of you who don't know) stepped out and ordered his troops to begin shelling civillians. Castro went and killed Sharon to help out the innocent civillians, and then GW stabbed Castro in the back and blamed it on Jim Jeffords (the guy who switched party affiliations in either Congress or the Senate [I can't remember which one and I feel like an idiot for that]).
Later, GW was proclaimed the world leader, but was found a few minutes later playing in a sand box (Texas) while his advisors made all of the global decisions for him. (Cheney, Powell, Ashcroft, etc.)
After that, a horde of many monkeys staged an uprising, removed GW from power and put Nader into his place. Now there are many funky monkeys, and they're all happy because they now have an intelligent leader.
Haha, those funky monkeys.....
GW's position on stuff (Dana Carvey Style)
Kyoto treaty - Not ganna da' it!
Execution - ganna murdera everyone!
Environment - BAD! Very Bad! Gatta get rid of it....
Foreign Policy - [incoherent statements about how GW did not realize that the European Union was made up of many nations]
Foreign Relations - Gatta start the cold war, make some weapons
Under age drinking - Ma' daughta did wha? (t is silent)