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Old 06-13-2001, 06:27 PM #1
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Smile Light Bulb Jokes

Note: This is only a joke & not intended to offend anyone.


Ok, how many Tippmann gun owners does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but they claim they can do it as fast as an Angel owner for 1/10th the price. - chip (cp)

How many Spyder and Piranha owners?
None, they are too busy arguing over who makes the better light bulb.

How many Cocker players?
None, they are too busy upgrading it.

How many Nova owners?
None, they prefer looking at their guns in the dark. - jester1182 (cp)

How many Shocker/Impulse owners?
None, they're STILL waiting for SP to send them a new light bulb. - FriedToad (cp)

How many Angel players?
What light bulb? It was shattered 2 seconds into the game under a hail of paint.
None, a certified WDP tech would have to do it so as not to void the bulb's warranty. - Jedi (cp)

How many pump gun players?
None, they still use candles. - brink (pbnation)

How many Brass Eagle markers' players?
One, but it doesn't matter cause it won't work. - jester1182 (cp)

How many women paintball players?
None, the light bulb’s color doesn’t match their uniforms & they don’t want to EVER see it again.

How many professional paintball players?
Ten, but only if the light bulb company is a sponsor.

How many scenario players?
300. If they can find it, that is. The bulb’s wearing a ghillie suit.


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Old 06-13-2001, 06:55 PM #2
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Eh, kind of funny, but nothing you would laugh out loud at.
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Old 06-13-2001, 09:10 PM #3
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hehe thats pretty good
any more?
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Old 06-13-2001, 10:46 PM #4
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You forgot this one...

How many pump gun players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they still use candles.
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Old 06-13-2001, 11:09 PM #5
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Nice brink!
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Old 06-14-2001, 10:00 AM #6
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nice

adding it...

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Old 06-14-2001, 12:17 PM #7
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brink he already put that one
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Old 06-14-2001, 01:50 PM #8
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This one might not be abut paintball but it is a lightbulb joke. Laugh if you want..

How many old bluez guitarist does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to actually screw it in and 10 to talk about how cool the old lightbulb was.
 
Old 06-14-2001, 07:19 PM #9
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LOL. The guitarist one was pretty funny. I like the tippmann one
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Old 06-14-2001, 10:39 PM #10
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LOL, the Tippmann one is true!!
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Old 06-15-2001, 12:25 PM #11
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Old 06-15-2001, 12:35 PM #12
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the tippmann one is true
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Old 06-16-2001, 04:14 PM #13
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Cool soem were funny i like the Brass Eagle one that is true
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Old 06-16-2001, 06:34 PM #14
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one more about angel owners-
how many angel users to change a light bulb?
1 but 50 more will say they can do it faster


how many men does it take to clean a toilet?
none, its a woman's job
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Old 06-16-2001, 07:19 PM #15
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what do you do when your dishwasher quits workin'?


.....slap her...

j/k, I wash dishes too, lol
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