[KilJoy]

Hehe, this is a poem I wrote last year for a school project. I got an A on it, but it needs some work. Let me know what you think. I got a few ideas from some people here and at paintballcity, thanks guys.



The Story of a paintball sniper

I am called the paintball sniper
Please try not to load your diaper


I don’t like to “run-and-gun”
Sitting and waiting is much more fun.
There’s the whistle the games begun
Deep into the woods Ill run


There, in that bush, that’s where I’ll hide
No one will notice, they’ll walk on by
Now that I’ve covered myself with grass
I’ll just wait for someone to pass

If I hear a call for distress
They’ll just have to fight their best
I’m not moving from this spot
I’ll wait here until I rot
I’ve been sitting a very long time
Maybe I’ll hum a little rhyme




Oh, wait, here comes a guy
Sorry pal you’ll have to “die”
As I start to adjust my scope
I think to myself, “He has no hope.”

I’m about to light his stove
HOLY CRAP MY PAINTBALL DOVE

This horrible deed was of the Devil
My marker was suppose to shoot straight and level

I got scared and started to run
This game hasn’t been very fun


In a panic I yelled, “I’m out!”
I thought he’d shoot, without a doubt



Oh, well, next game Ill have their head
I’ll hide in that shallow creek bed

[bacon182]

everything was pretty good, but the DIE part was just outta hand

you know people are problay going to give you crap in here because its about a SNIPER

but anyways props to you just fix the die part

[KilJoy]

thats why I put it in quotation, because it was speaking figuritivly

[neoKilljoy]

You can replace it with: "Oh wait, I think I heard lots of paintball shots." "People were surrendering like it was Cops."

I don't know. It was just something that came off the top of my head. May not be real good, but hey, I contributed. ;]

[Mick]

Thats really funny........and it rymhes...so its funny and it rymhes what could go wrong???