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Old 01-14-2002, 07:46 PM #1
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Paintball Poem

Hehe, this is a poem I wrote last year for a school project. I got an A on it, but it needs some work. Let me know what you think. I got a few ideas from some people here and at paintballcity, thanks guys.



The Story of a paintball sniper

I am called the paintball sniper
Please try not to load your diaper


I donít like to ďrun-and-gunĒ
Sitting and waiting is much more fun.
Thereís the whistle the games begun
Deep into the woods Ill run


There, in that bush, thatís where Iíll hide
No one will notice, theyíll walk on by
Now that Iíve covered myself with grass
Iíll just wait for someone to pass

If I hear a call for distress
Theyíll just have to fight their best
Iím not moving from this spot
Iíll wait here until I rot
Iíve been sitting a very long time
Maybe Iíll hum a little rhyme




Oh, wait, here comes a guy
Sorry pal youíll have to ďdieĒ
As I start to adjust my scope
I think to myself, ďHe has no hope.Ē

Iím about to light his stove
HOLY CRAP MY PAINTBALL DOVE

This horrible deed was of the Devil
My marker was suppose to shoot straight and level

I got scared and started to run
This game hasnít been very fun


In a panic I yelled, ďIím out!Ē
I thought heíd shoot, without a doubt



Oh, well, next game Ill have their head
Iíll hide in that shallow creek bed
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Old 01-15-2002, 01:01 PM #2
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everything was pretty good, but the DIE part was just outta hand

you know people are problay going to give you crap in here because its about a SNIPER

but anyways props to you just fix the die part
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Old 01-15-2002, 06:49 PM #3
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thats why I put it in quotation, because it was speaking figuritivly
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Old 01-15-2002, 07:15 PM #4
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You can replace it with: "Oh wait, I think I heard lots of paintball shots." "People were surrendering like it was Cops."

I don't know. It was just something that came off the top of my head. May not be real good, but hey, I contributed. ;]
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Old 01-15-2002, 07:24 PM #5
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Thats really funny........and it rymhes...so its funny and it rymhes what could go wrong???
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