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Old 05-09-2004, 05:45 AM #1
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A most bizarre experience...

I'm sitting here, holding in this crap thats been waitin' to come out all night (had a new chick over, so obviously I can't lay cable...yet). Anyways, I've been holding it for hours now, and this pain is getting intense... but I keep reading the forums and posting. I'm prairie-doggin' it right now, so much so that I noticed a tear run down my cheek.

Anyone ever do this? Just keep holding and holding, and eventually have some weird, random bodily function occur?

These are the ramblings at nearly 7am... I'ma go crap now.

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Old 05-09-2004, 05:56 AM #2
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dude just go take a ****
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Old 05-09-2004, 07:05 AM #3
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Don't you hate when you're chillin with a new girl and you gotta hold in a fart all night? i go to the bathroom just so i can blow off the excess gas when im with a new chick... i just hope they dont hear it.
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Old 05-09-2004, 08:11 AM #4
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Holding in ur crap isnt good for you. Backs up ur digestive system or whatever. You can get infection of the sphyncter (sp) so just go dump.
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Old 05-09-2004, 08:15 AM #5
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I went on vacation once to LBI, every night I ate a huge meal, such as Fridays, Outback, Applebees, you get the idea... I didn't take a **** the WHOLE trip, 7 days, with huge meals like that. It wasn't bad for the trip, but when I got home it was terrible ****ting for a few days.
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Old 05-09-2004, 09:18 AM #6
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^ kinda like summer camp

take a **** the day before, dont take one till you get home. Yeah, i have bowels of steel
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Old 05-09-2004, 09:22 AM #7
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Re: A most bizarre experience...

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I'm sitting here, holding in this crap thats been waitin' to come out all night (had a new chick over, so obviously I can't lay cable...yet). Anyways, I've been holding it for hours now, and this pain is getting intense... but I keep reading the forums and posting. I'm prairie-doggin' it right now, so much so that I noticed a tear run down my cheek.

Anyone ever do this? Just keep holding and holding, and eventually have some weird, random bodily function occur?

These are the ramblings at nearly 7am... I'ma go crap now.

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Bathrooms are all outside in Canada anyways... just tell her you thought you heard an Eskimo outside and you are going to investigate.
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Old 05-09-2004, 09:26 AM #8
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Old 05-09-2004, 09:50 AM #9
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hahah thats great. sometimes i get too lazy to take a crap. Then when i do its like im pooping out a bowling cause i guess i let it build up too big. Theres no way having a baby can hurt as bad as it does.

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Old 05-09-2004, 09:54 AM #10
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Old 05-09-2004, 09:56 AM #11
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Take those browns to tha superbowl. hehe
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Old 05-09-2004, 10:16 AM #12
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Dude... Just stand up and say..... I gotta go drop the cosby's of at the pool, I'll be back in 5
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Old 05-09-2004, 11:33 AM #13
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why were you posting on pbnation while a chick was over?


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Old 05-09-2004, 11:36 AM #14
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holding in farts are the worse man or trying to hold in a fart but it's really a crap so you get in a private spot and you let it loose and bad stuff happens...
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Old 05-09-2004, 11:38 AM #15
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whenever im on a trip i can somehow hold the crap in until i get home, i dont even have to go until i walk throught the front door
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Old 05-09-2004, 12:14 PM #16
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^ kinda like summer camp

take a **** the day before, dont take one till you get home. Yeah, i have bowels of steel
i literally "lol"ed.

when we took a clas trip to camp in 5th grade thats what i did, the toilets were sick nasty and being 5th grade boys, we all missed when aiming for the water if you know what i mean. so nobody wanted to sit on the seat.
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Old 05-09-2004, 12:25 PM #17
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Dude... Just stand up and say..... I gotta go drop the cosby's of at the pool, I'll be back in 5
I usually try to designate a good solid 10 minutes when I'm takin a squat. Whenever I'm at this one bar downtown, there is a coffee shop across the street. I'll tell people I'm gettin' tired and goin' for a coffee, then go take a miraculously comforting, yet sometimes strenuous dump. Its the best plan ever.

I said "HAD" a new chick over. Then when she left I thought, "Post on PbN, take a dump?"... of course, I chose this idiot box instead. After like 10 more minutes of my bowels attempting to move, a tear ran down my eye. Then I took care of business. Now, this chick had bought me a bigass lunch today at this mexican restuarant she works at, so you can imagine the turmoil I was in while he was here until 6am...

I still feel my posts are really random. I got 4 hours sleep, and my stupid mom thinks cause its stupid mother's day, she's entitled to waking me up. Stupid mothers.

On a 12 day canoe trip, I didn't crap for the first 9 days. I was the only one to put ON weight during this trip. I mean, I ate almost everyone's leftovers, I ate most of these 3 girl's meals... I ate a ton. I didn't wanna take a dump though, due to some real stupid rules.

1. One square of tissue per wipe. (2-ply)
2. We must KEEP this tissue on us for the entire trip, as leaving it in the natural woodlands of Canada could alter the ecosystem (BS, but it was a rule.)
3. Gross.

So as much as I wanted to carry around a bag of my own papery **** for almost two weeks, I decided to hold it. The first couple days were hard, then after that I didn't even feel the need. On the 9th day, I all of a sudden felt the urge, and it was convenient, so I went looking for a good spot. This one dude had actually snuck 2 rolls of TP on trip with him, so I borrowed a roll, and went to work. I found a beautiful, and I mean beautiful place to pinch one off. 2 fallen trees, crossed over eachother. I mean, it was like I had just come across a breifcase with a million dollars.

I spent 15 minutes on those crossed trees, and probably at least 1/4 roll of TP. I swear, I dropped over 5 pounds in that sitting. It was a tremendously weight off my... bowels. I was told that even though the campsite was 100-150ft away, the stench DID make it over there. If I wasn't in such a blissful state, I might have cared... I simply laughed it off, and called it a day.

I have to get to know a girl a little better, then I tell 'em whats up. I'm thinking this girl might be girlfriend material, insofar she's pretty cool, loves paintball and soccer (my 2 favourite sports) and really knows how-to work it... so I don't want her to think my **** do stank. My roses really smell like poo-poo-oooo........ ohhhhhh.

This post took me like 15 minutes to type. I'm stopping now.

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Old 05-09-2004, 12:49 PM #18
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wtf, why are u posting on ST when u have a new girl over?


and if shes not over go ****ing poo
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Yeah I went canoeing for 5 days in Canada I only took a ****on the 3rd day it was horrible. Thats why Ill never backpack in Canada you have to carry out everything, it sucks.
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wtf, why are u posting on ST when u have a new girl over?


and if shes not over go ****ing poo
God dammit, the first post was JUST after she left. I didn't have to go TOO bad at that point, so I came on here. Then a tear rolled down my cheek. It was bizarre.

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Don't you hate when you're chillin with a new girl and you gotta hold in a fart all night? i go to the bathroom just so i can blow off the excess gas when im with a new chick... i just hope they dont hear it.
damn straight...terrible when you gotta make up an excuse just to go rip ***
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