Van Helsing is the worst movie ever made... - Page 2 - PbNation
Find fields & stores near you!
Find fields and stores
Zipcode
PbNation News
PbNation News
Community Focus
Community Focus

 
Archived Thread - Cannot Edit  
Old 05-07-2004, 05:32 PM #22
Fatty
Super Pimp
 
Fatty's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: London, Ontario, Canada
Fatty is a Supporting Member
Fatty is a founding member
 has been a member for 10 years
Quote:
Originally posted by JoshGrrrr
Who saw that coming?

For some reason I thought it would suck. I think it was his hat.
For me it was Mme. Beckinsale... and maybe his hat.

Once I saw the rating, I knew no good would come of it. For a story like that, you need the copious amounts of gore, tits and Absinthe. I bet it doesn't have any of that, based on its pg-13 rating.

Dave
__________________
"Originally posted by paintmusician: Wow, you look like an extremly rich druglord, in other words, a ****ing savage"
"Originally posted by dholmblad: fatty, I want to be you when I grow up. I could see you hunting with your bare hands."


My Feedback
Fatty's Facebook
Fatty's Flickr
Fatty is offline  
Old Sponsored Links Remove Advertisement
Advertisement
Old 05-07-2004, 06:15 PM #23
Jiggs
much <3
 
Jiggs's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Philadelphia
Jiggs is a founding member
 has been a member for 10 years
It has Absinthe haha
__________________
"Andrew, now I MIGHT be wrong, it's kind of hard to tell what the hell he wrote, but I believe he just asked you to kill him."
Jiggs is offline  
Old 05-07-2004, 06:18 PM #24
Crazyweasel
Hats r coo
 
Crazyweasel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
 has been a member for 10 years
I think it looks wicked good, badass frankenstein, Dracula, and the Wolfman...I don't get it...but like Fatty said, the lack of limbs falling off and gore probably hurts it...
__________________
*Signature Coming.......December 18*
Crazyweasel is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 01:15 AM #25
BASEBMX40
 
 
BASEBMX40's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
 has been a member for 10 years
BASEBMX40 owns a Planet Eclipse Ego
I saw it tonight with my friends, we left in like the first 40 minutes of the peice of **** movie, and just hung out afterwards.

Waste of life
BASEBMX40 is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 02:54 AM #26
Fatty
Super Pimp
 
Fatty's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: London, Ontario, Canada
Fatty is a Supporting Member
Fatty is a founding member
 has been a member for 10 years
Quote:
Originally posted by BASEBMX40
I saw it tonight with my friends, we left in like the first 40 minutes of the peice of **** movie, and just hung out afterwards.

Waste of life
Are you like, super cool? Did you like, hang out, and talk about how crappy the movie was? Maybe smoke a joint?

Tell us about how good your hang out session was, as it was obviously better than the movie.

Dave
__________________
"Originally posted by paintmusician: Wow, you look like an extremly rich druglord, in other words, a ****ing savage"
"Originally posted by dholmblad: fatty, I want to be you when I grow up. I could see you hunting with your bare hands."


My Feedback
Fatty's Facebook
Fatty's Flickr
Fatty is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 03:08 AM #27
MOOT
pfft...
 
MOOT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: NorCal
 has been a member for 10 years
Quote:
Originally posted by JoshGrrrr
Who saw that coming?

For some reason I thought it would suck. I think it was his hat.
Yea I sure saw that coming. You could tell it would blow and and I agree it was probably the hat. Most movies like this suck anyway so why bother.
MOOT is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 03:15 AM #28
Andrw025
 
 
Andrw025's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Eugene,OR
 has been a member for 10 years
It wasn't a very good movie.
__________________
"Originally posted by whitebait
lol blur out naughty parts i dont think he could do it, imagine putting the hand cursor over ya moms snatch and rubbing. " "
"Originally posted by Rezguise
Wow, you can't even figure out how to use a feature designed for impaired people. Just kill yourself. "
"Originally posted by Impulse_0
You know your post sucked when Oli Lang sigs it. "
Andrw025 is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 03:19 AM #29
BASEBMX40
 
 
BASEBMX40's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
 has been a member for 10 years
BASEBMX40 owns a Planet Eclipse Ego
Quote:
Originally posted by Fatty
Are you like, super cool? Did you like, hang out, and talk about how crappy the movie was? Maybe smoke a joint?

Tell us about how good your hang out session was, as it was obviously better than the movie.

Dave
your cool.

the cinema is in a shopping center, so we walked around and looked at stuff then went out to eat.
BASEBMX40 is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 04:14 AM #30
HiddenFile (Banned)
 
HiddenFile's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Not so Great Salt Lake
 has been a member for 10 years
I'm not going to bother with it. I hate these ****ing movies that overdo the CGI in order to make up for other horrible shortcomings.
HiddenFile is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 11:36 AM #31
Moonlord
Banned
 
Moonlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada
 has been a member for 10 years
I liked it.
Moonlord is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 11:40 AM #32
NotChunks
Banned
 
NotChunks's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Reppin' the 703
NotChunks is a Supporting Member
 has been a member for 10 years
Quote:
Originally posted by Fatty
Are you like, super cool? Did you like, hang out, and talk about how crappy the movie was? Maybe smoke a joint?

Tell us about how good your hang out session was, as it was obviously better than the movie.

Dave
My hat is off to you, sir. Jolly good flame.
NotChunks is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 12:10 PM #33
Anarchist Chyld
The Dude
 
Anarchist Chyld's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
 has been a member for 10 years
I'm sorry, these people hit the nail on the head. this movie sucked. It really did. We went into the theater fed by those ever so awesome promo's and critic hype, and we were let down big time. Not to say that the movie didn't have it's moments, but it didn't have nearly enough. The whole movie seemed like it took the cool special effects that dot movies like LOTR and The Matrix, and just made a whole movie out of it.

__________________
"Genres are stupid. Listen to music." -Thrawn
Anarchist Chyld is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 12:46 PM #34
quitejetup
Tonight
 
quitejetup's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Woodland, CA
 has been a member for 10 years
I kinda enjoyed it. The hot Beckinsale chick was nice. Did anyone else think those little red things on her blouse were nipple tassles at first? And I was dissapointed that when the vampire princesses were flying they had no nipples. The fight scenes were entertaining but overall it was mediocre.
__________________
_,-.¸·´¯When I am queen I'll have my way I'll make it drowning dollie day¯´·¸.-,_
quitejetup is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 03:27 PM #35
Jiggs
much <3
 
Jiggs's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Philadelphia
Jiggs is a founding member
 has been a member for 10 years
Ooh, so I am not alone in thinking this movie blew big nuts.

The whole romance subplot was so horribly done it made me want to cry. The vamp brides should have definately had nipples, I dont know who dropped the ball on that one.
__________________
"Andrew, now I MIGHT be wrong, it's kind of hard to tell what the hell he wrote, but I believe he just asked you to kill him."
Jiggs is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 03:45 PM #36
NightyNite (Banned)
 
NightyNite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
NightyNite is a Supporting Member
 has been a member for 10 years
I actually liked it.
NightyNite is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 03:55 PM #37
MeRcaNtiCo
OGDT 12/29
 
MeRcaNtiCo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Portland, OR
MeRcaNtiCo is a Supporting Member
 has been a member for 10 years
I was gonna see it, went to the theatre, decided to see the Punisher instead, was thrwarted when i realized i had left my wallet at my house

ah well, im ahead 10 bucks anyway you look at it
__________________
`mErc

I like alcohol
MeRcaNtiCo is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 03:56 PM #38
manifestedkoss
o.O Is that so?
 
manifestedkoss's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: California
 has been a member for 10 years
I saw it last night and it was alright. Though me and one of my friends cracked up at the graphics through out the whole movie. If your like me and my friends who like to go to movies just to make fun of them then you'll like this movie.
__________________
Guo_Si>: Hey, you know what sucks?
TheXPhial: vaccuums
Guo_Si: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
TheXPhial: black holes
Guo_Si: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
TheXPhial: lava?
manifestedkoss is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 04:13 PM #39
DreadLock Doc
Love Me, Don't Bother Me
 
DreadLock Doc's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Internet Ziggurat
Annual Supporting Member
DreadLock Doc is a Supporting Member
 has been a member for 10 years
Buffy the Vampire Slayer was more hardcore than Van Helsing.

I demand a remake.
__________________
If that's true, if you don't know who I am, then maybe your best course of action would be to tread lightly.
DreadLock Doc is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 04:19 PM #40
hat3d1
Banned
 
hat3d1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Az. Yuma.
 has been a member for 10 years
i knew it woudl suck due to they ****ed up the name it was professor Von Helsing not van .
hat3d1 is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 05:08 PM #41
PsychoNJ
NJHC
 
PsychoNJ's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: New Jersey
 has been a member for 10 years
I enjoyed it. While not the best, I was entertained, and I feel it was worth my money. So that's all that matters.
__________________
To sleep, perchance to dream.
For in this sleep of death, what dreams may come.
PsychoNJ is offline  
Old 05-08-2004, 06:50 PM #42
Fatty
Super Pimp
 
Fatty's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: London, Ontario, Canada
Fatty is a Supporting Member
Fatty is a founding member
 has been a member for 10 years
Meh, my best pal just saw it with his wench, and said he really enjoyed it... just an entertaining movie overall. He also told me the werewolf was his favourite... he was really excited about the werewolf. Does the werewolf have tits? Cause I know he likes his tits real hairy. Someone verify.

Dave
__________________
"Originally posted by paintmusician: Wow, you look like an extremly rich druglord, in other words, a ****ing savage"
"Originally posted by dholmblad: fatty, I want to be you when I grow up. I could see you hunting with your bare hands."


My Feedback
Fatty's Facebook
Fatty's Flickr
Fatty is offline  
 




Posting Rules
Forum Jump