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Old 05-07-2004, 03:14 AM #1
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Van Helsing is the worst movie ever made...

Honestly, it made the second and third matrix movies look amazing.

I got talked into seeing it at midnight with my friends... and my god, I am just at a loss.

So many giant gaping holes in that piece of garbage, and nonsensical BS that doesn't fit with the stories its supposed to be based off of.

If I get the motivation I will edit this with a summary of all the BS for you guys to enjoy, but for now I am going to try to forget about it...



DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE, EVER.
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:16 AM #2
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Im goin go see it just to see how crappy it is. And im not payin so its all good
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:17 AM #3
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glad i didnt get sucked into goin. lol
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Who saw that coming?

For some reason I thought it would suck. I think it was his hat.
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:27 AM #5
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Oh, don't get me wrong, I went there expecting absolutely nothing. I left with even less.

The three saving graces of the movie: Kate Beckinsale in tight clothes. Vapire *****es with massive cleavage. Vampire fighting Werewolf = .

Other than that... nothing worth seeing
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I could tell just be the trailors that it would blow goats nug.
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Beckensale is hot. The plot blew chunks (no pun intended).
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Old 05-07-2004, 09:13 AM #8
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i wanted to see, ill go see but im not payin its np for me.
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thanks for affirming my fears
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Old 05-07-2004, 10:42 AM #10
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Well gee if you said it sucked then I won't go... [Epiphany]Or wait maybe my opinion will be different than yours maybe I will go and form my own opinion, then again maybe I will not go and wait for DVD but I think taking someone else’s opinion at face value is a bad choice.[/Epiphany]
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I could tell it was going to suck. Looks like a "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" style movie, which we all know sucked ***.
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Old 05-07-2004, 02:04 PM #12
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I liked The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen it was entertaining.
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Old 05-07-2004, 02:07 PM #13
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hah, i knew this movie would suck. my friend wanted me to see it w/ him tonight. screw that.
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i thought it would be alright
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i dont care how bad it is. kate beckinsale's *** is in it and thats all i need.
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:17 PM #16
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LlamaRama, indeed it is, like I said it's one of the only positives I can see from this movie.

Tiny- This is an internet small talk forum, it's my opinion, I can share it. I honestly do not care if you go see it, and I wouldn't care if you came back and started a thread about how great it was either.

LXG was a way better movie than Van Helsing, in my humble, inferior to the omnipotent Tiny opinion.

Maybe if you sat back and ignored any previous knowledge and drooled it would be an enjoyable experience.
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:23 PM #17
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I liked The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen it was entertaining.
I thought it was " League of Extraordinary Genitals " !!!!

Ha..
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:43 PM #18
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i just saw this movie and thought it was pretty good. The monster fights are sweet and frankenstien date rapes igor
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Tiny- This is an internet small talk forum, it's my opinion, I can share it. I honestly do not care if you go see it, and I wouldn't care if you came back and started a thread about how great it was either. did I say you couldn't?

LXG was a way better movie than Van Helsing, in my humble, inferior to the omnipotent Tiny opinion. I like that .

Maybe if you sat back and ignored any previous knowledge and drooled it would be an enjoyable experience. maybe I will try that.
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i dont understand how a movie about the killing of monsters with olde tyme and often sweet weapons can be anything less than awesome.

im seeing it on sat
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Old 05-07-2004, 04:01 PM #21
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It looks like a good movie..

But Hugh Jackman can suck my penis...

long and hard.
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