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Old 05-06-2004, 01:03 AM #1
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Snake on a Stick

On the dock behind my house there are usually 2 water moccasins who stay there. The dock is old as hell. It washed up and the neighbors claimed it. In the 1.5" cracks between the boards you can see the styrofoam underneath. The snakes usually are sitting on that styrofoam. Up until now they have never been a problem. I would walk out there and they would slide off in the water and stay gone till I left. Well, the big one got cocky.

For the past few days the bigger of the snakes wouldn't leave the dock. I was wanting to fish there so this was a problem. For a few days I would poke him with my fishing rod and he would go into the water. I got sick of that mess. I am man. I am higher above him on the food chain. God put little animals like him here for me to kill and/or eat. If he wants to be a dick and try to hog the dock....**** him.

I keep a knife in my tackle bag. I took it out and grabbed a stick about 2' long. It was really old and was hard as a rock. I sharpened it till it was literally as sharp as a needle. I felt like a caveman. I was going to battle a poisenous snake with only a 2 foot long sharpened stick. The decking on the dock protected me a little, but I'm sure he could have came between the boards if he wanted. I walked my happy *** out on to that dock, I looked between the boards, and there was the snake. He was about an inch below the boards. I just took the sharpened stick and stabbed hell out of him. I thought the stick would break or slide off the snake. It went straight through the snake and into the styrofoam. At this exact moment the snake is still pinned to the styrofoam.

I wiggled the stick for a while just to torment it, but that eventually got boring. I guess it was a little cruel, but at least I didnt just shoot it. It at least had somewhat of a chance. I stabbed him in the later 3rd of his body so he probably wont die for a day or two. I will go and take pics tomorrow if he is still there. It should be interesting. I need to find a way to get him out from under the boards so I can take good pics of him.

What is the moral of this story?

Animals have a right to live just as we do. But, when they start to be little jerks and try to get in your way......find a stick, sharpen it, and kill kill kill.
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:04 AM #2
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Hmm.

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Old 05-06-2004, 01:05 AM #3
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Sounds like fun
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:07 AM #4
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bah.....thats what they get for being dicks. I love animals and will be really nice to them if they let me.
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It could of been a magical snake that would give you stuff but you shall never know now since you stabed the hell outta im.
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:12 AM #6
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He was pissed when I stabbed him. He started lashing around. Maybe he will be a little more calm tomorrow. I really wanna get him out and see how long he is.
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:12 AM #7
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:12 AM #8
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:14 AM #9
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JoshGrrr: "I'm going to kill you."

Snake: "Can't we be friends?"

JoshGrrr: "No."

*stab* *stab* *stab*

Snake: "AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!one 1i"
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Why not just kill it.... Dont make it suffer its just doing what comes natural , Protecting its territory . Theres not reason to make it suffer for days until it dies.

I'm dissapointed in you josh
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:34 AM #11
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Once my grandma cut a snake in half and it slithered away. eeeEe.
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How should I kill it? Its under the decking. I can only see a small part of it.

And BTW.....that is my territory, not his...lol
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You should pee on it.
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You should change your thingy (I don't know what it's called...) from I STAB PEOPLE to I STAB SNAKES. he eh eh eh ehe he.
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:44 AM #15
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MAybee the snake just wanted to chill...
Couldn't you guys just share the damn dock..

If he bites you...drive to Redi-Med then kill him..

If he doesn't bite you, then you got yourself a new little snake friend..

But you ****ed that up now didn't you..
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Josh has no human contact living in the swamp....

insane inbred chickens
killer swamp deck snakes
terminator Rottweilers

I haven't heard about the opossums (sp?) yet.... But they are probably crazy too....

Josh.... Move to a city ghetto.... Where it's safe....
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No swamp here. Its a nice, clean lake. I believe its the biggest lake in the state.
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I drilled a skunk today driving down a windy little road on my way home.

I was going about 65, the damn thing jumped out right in front of me... plastered it to the front of my car, and could hear it drag for a little bit. Car is really low (lowered camaro with ground effects) and the damn thing cracked the GFX in the front.

Still some skunk blood on the front of my car, but luckily no stank.
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I don't think there are a whole lot of swamps in Alabama (that is where you live, isn't it, joshgrrr?). At least not as many as there are in Ms, and definitely not as much as Florida or Louisianna. I could be mistaken, though.
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no swamps at all in Alabama that I know of
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I was kidding about the swamp...
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