[ooh tyrone]

im scared becasue i have a drug test for work and they make you piss in a cup and test for drugs and lately ive been smoking a **** load of bud. what do i do?

[timeismonkey]

Search. There have been alot of threads about this.

[Monday]

holy ****. there has been at least 3 threads like this in the past 2 months... so current you dont even need a search, i wouldn't be surprized if there was a thread aobut this on like page 2.

[moochems]

pee in a cup and drink it now, it will clean you out in not time.

[sucka T.]

drink a **** load of water drink water all you can before the test

[painball^2]

Goddamn you drugged up morons have no ability to search.

By the way, don't do drugs? Integrity is the way to go.

[timeismonkey]

There are plenty of ways around it. Just ****ing search.

[sucka T.]

Originally posted by sucka T.
drink a **** load of water drink water all you can before the test

i should clarify to stop smoking and start drinking water all the time untill the test but the best thing to do is wait 30 days with the combonation of lots of water

[timeismonkey]

Or he could cheat. Drink water and vinegar(or picklejuice0 alot before the test. Then bring a bottle of visine and squirt it all in, then shake. If your not able to conceal the visine, then spit a whole lot, then shake. Just don't smoke before so you don't have cottonmouth.

[LP4Life]

Keep puttin it off until 27 days w/out smoking.
Or find another job.

p.s.

****ting in cup>pissing in cup

[timeismonkey]

Yes, **** in it and see what they do. I'm seriously.

[LP4Life]

thatd be great,
hand them a cup of stinky *** **** instead,
then leave and be like i dont want this job anyways,
and find a new job that doesnt test.

hahahaha

[timeismonkey]

Do it when you got the squirts. I can see it now...

[Grim_Reaper999]

get one of your friends to piss in a little cup thing..seal it tight..real tight..put it in your pocket or something...then put it in the cup your suppose to go in..lol idk...this is a joke..

[CrossOutTheEyes]

Originally posted by painball^2
Goddamn you drugged up morons have no ability to search.

By the way, don't do drugs? Integrity is the way to go.

[frankenweenie]

drink water non stop... then stop with the drugs

[captain jackass]

go to gnc. they have a tea that cleanses your system. drink that for 3 hours up to the test.

[Hebrew Hammer]

Originally posted by timeismonkey
Yes, **** in it and see what they do. I'm seriously.

LMAO

so, its 27 days and your sytems clean???

[galli2001]

Have a friend pee for you and tape it to your leg. I did it for a friend the other day.

[dyejunkie1]

go to walmart, get a bottle of pills called noicine (theyre fat burning pills). take about 5 the night before the test, and drink water...or vinegar. although when i took the pills, i turned really red and itched really bad for about an hour to an hour and a half.


worked for me

[pntbllrmrc]

niacin???
and just stop smoking 3 days b4 the test and go to a head shop and get one of those 200% guarenteed drinks...follow the instructions...ull pass and if not u get your money back double....

normally the intructions are stop smoking 2-3 days b4 test and take an hour b4 test there normally good for like 5 hours.....

and to be quite honest i would rele trust any of the other posts because ive been gettin drug test for like 5 years and tried everything...

spit, visine, and niacin dont work consitantly if at all.....

if you ant afford the drink then get someone elses clean piss in a visine bottl(large one) put it between your balls and leg(incase they test for temp) and your money

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