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Old 04-22-2004, 01:56 PM #43
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the one that is the oldest for me is "your mom"

its the stupidest thing i have ever heard
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Old 04-22-2004, 01:57 PM #44
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My fav comeback is "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself!"
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:38 PM #45
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F*ck you, ya f*cking f*ckers


by far......dumbest
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:13 PM #46
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Quote:
Originally posted by JoshGrrrr
I think the best comeback goes like this.....

Kid: Your Gay
Me: *smack* Ever been punched in the teeth by a gay guy?
that one had me laughin pretty good right there.... I am gunna use that one
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:30 PM #47
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you're gay- you are? that sucks to be you

you have a lil weener- you do? that sucks to be you

your mom

20 black girls (not meant to be offensive. it's just so stupid it shuts them up. its really random)

you're gay (or anything else)- uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm (pause) no

Is that large?

this kid whose brother is actually gay called me a ***. I told him, it runs in your family, not mine. It was the greatest one ever

a kid with a giant mole in the middle of his nose says something to me like the cards suck i told him- you have a mole on your nose so your opinion doesn't count.
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:42 PM #48
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i would approve if everyone in this thread died.
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:00 PM #49
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Technically your in it.........
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lol blur out naughty parts i dont think he could do it, imagine putting the hand cursor over ya moms snatch and rubbing. " "
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:15 PM #50
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you think you're too cool for school, well i've go news for ya................................................ .................................................. ...............................you're not.
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:24 PM #51
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kid: blow me
Response: present it

by far a horrible comeback but i use it all the time cuse it shuts people up cuse they enver whip it out
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:24 PM #52
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That was on a movie.
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Old 04-22-2004, 08:23 PM #53
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yes it was... south park
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Old 04-22-2004, 08:33 PM #54
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:01 PM #55
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1kid:your dumb
another kid:whatever
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:22 PM #56
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kid A: your stupid

Kid B: ......no
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:44 PM #57
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Kid: i banged your mom last night
Me: Well, i banged your mom's mom last night!
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:45 PM #58
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i ****ing hate "your mom"
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:47 PM #59
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I was homeless for partof the summer, and i was at the mall with my friends and we found this thing for mailing furniture. This is the worst comback i've ever made

Me: hey lets mail a bunch of furniture to dena's house
Dena: no lets mail it to your house
Me: Ha i'm homeless... wait a second.
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:53 PM #60
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Take a long walk of a short pier and hug an octopus

wtf, I love that comeback, it's the greatest
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Old 04-23-2004, 06:56 PM #61
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worst comeback ever


well uh eat my shorts!
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Old 04-23-2004, 07:13 PM #62
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hahaha the dumbest comeback ever this kid (spencer) said to this other kid (max) "hey you got a booger there" and pointed at his face and then max replies with "well...you got a face there" hahahah it was osme funny *****.
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Old 04-23-2004, 07:41 PM #63
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Kid: Im gonna kick your ***!
Other kid: Yea well id get my brother to beat you up!
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