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Old 02-26-2004, 10:00 PM #1
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Don't Touch The Babysitter....

I got in a fight with my little brothers baby sitter this weekend. The dumb ***** threw a pot at me because I told her boyfriend I touched her "no-no spot"..I guess the guy want's to beat my *** now. And she told me to chop my wee-wee off because I was a loser for messing with her "play toy" What should I do? Killing her would be an understatement.....I want something good.
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Old 02-26-2004, 10:01 PM #2
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WTF? How old are you?
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please edit your post and use real words and semi-understandable grammer.

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your 4 stfu
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I got in a fight with my little brothers baby sitter this weekend. The dumb ***** threw a pot at me because I told her boyfriend I touched her "no-no spot"..I guess the guy want's to beat my *** now. And she told me to chop my wee-wee off because I was a loser for messing with her "play toy" What should I do? Killing her would be an understatement.....I want something good.
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Re: Don't Touch The Babysitter....

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I got in a fight with my little brothers baby sitter this weekend. The dumb ***** threw a pot at me because I told her boyfriend I touched her "no-no spot"..I guess the guy want's to beat my *** now. And she told me to chop my wee-wee off because I was a loser for messing with her "play toy" What should I do? Killing her would be an understatement.....I want something good.
Do what gunny/killa would do
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I hate Gunny/killa.......
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oh i don't know, try going through puberty.
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seriously slap the ***** and tell her to speak when spoken to
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^^^^^^^^^
thats ur best bet. or

1. hit her with the pot
2. rape her
3. Kill her
4. rape her
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6. profit
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sing " i dont want to know ur name , i just want bang bang bang " " i dont want relationship , i just want bang bang bang "
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Re: Don't Touch The Babysitter....

I think i can traslate for us Small Talk people...


"I got in a fight with my little brothers baby sitter this weekend. The dumb ***** threw a pot at me because I told her boyfriend I touched her *****. I guess the guy want's to beat my *** now. And she told me to chop my cock n balls off because I was a loser for messing with her smelly, beat ****. What should I do? Killing her would be an understatement.....I want something good. "
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shenanigans. no non-complete nerd 17 yr old says weewee unless they are extremely gay an immature, and deserve to get their *** beat.
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Old 02-26-2004, 10:13 PM #17
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Old 02-26-2004, 10:18 PM #18
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shenanigans. no non-complete nerd 17 yr old says weewee unless they are extremely gay an immature, and deserve to get their *** beat.
DUDE HE WANTED TO BE FUNNY OR SOMETHING OK LEAVE HIM ALONE I THOUGHT IT WAS AMUZING. AND THERE IS ALSO A BAD WORD FILTER
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Old 02-26-2004, 10:22 PM #19
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DUDE HE WANTED TO BE FUNNY OR SOMETHING OK LEAVE HIM ALONE I THOUGHT IT WAS AMUZING. AND THERE IS ALSO A BAD WORD FILTER

key word there is WANTED... lol. i thought it was amusing i just called shenanigans on him being 17. he probably is but i felt like saying shenanigans.
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Old 02-26-2004, 10:24 PM #20
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when i was 9 i blew a big snot rocket on my baby sitter...the best part is me and my brother just sat there staring at it laughing and she was like huh what happend...

it was funny..id try that
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DUDE HE WANTED TO BE FUNNY OR SOMETHING OK LEAVE HIM ALONE I THOUGHT IT WAS AMUZING. AND THERE IS ALSO A BAD WORD FILTER
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