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02-26-2004, 09:00 PM
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Mr. Mayhem
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Dubuque, Iowa
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Don't Touch The Babysitter....
I got in a fight with my little brothers baby sitter this weekend. The dumb ***** threw a pot at me because I told her boyfriend I touched her "no-no spot"..I guess the guy want's to beat my *** now. And she told me to chop my wee-wee off because I was a loser for messing with her "play toy" What should I do? Killing her would be an understatement.....I want something good.
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02-26-2004, 09:01 PM
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Its sad but true.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Canada
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WTF? How old are you?
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02-26-2004, 09:01 PM
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2k2er
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: small talk
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please edit your post and use real words and semi-understandable grammer.
thank you for your time
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02-26-2004, 09:01 PM
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Mr. Mayhem
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Dubuque, Iowa
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02-26-2004, 09:02 PM
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Currently AFK
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Quote:
Originally posted by antidirtylittlesmurf
please edit your post and use real words and semi-understandable grammer.
thank you for your time
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Making someone use a hyphen should be a bannable offense |
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02-26-2004, 09:02 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: STFU *****
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your 4 stfu
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02-26-2004, 09:02 PM
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Mr. Mayhem
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Dubuque, Iowa
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antidirtylittlesmurf: wtf are you talking about?
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02-26-2004, 09:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by JTp.i.m.p.
I got in a fight with my little brothers baby sitter this weekend. The dumb ***** threw a pot at me because I told her boyfriend I touched her "no-no spot"..I guess the guy want's to beat my *** now. And she told me to chop my wee-wee off because I was a loser for messing with her "play toy" What should I do? Killing her would be an understatement.....I want something good.
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02-26-2004, 09:04 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Minnesota
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Re: Don't Touch The Babysitter....
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Originally posted by JTp.i.m.p.
I got in a fight with my little brothers baby sitter this weekend. The dumb ***** threw a pot at me because I told her boyfriend I touched her "no-no spot"..I guess the guy want's to beat my *** now. And she told me to chop my wee-wee off because I was a loser for messing with her "play toy" What should I do? Killing her would be an understatement.....I want something good.
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Do what gunny/killa would do  |
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02-26-2004, 09:05 PM
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Mr. Mayhem
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Dubuque, Iowa
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I hate Gunny/killa.......
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02-26-2004, 09:06 PM
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Banned
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oh i don't know, try going through puberty.
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02-26-2004, 09:07 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Back of food stamp line
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seriously slap the ***** and tell her to speak when spoken to
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02-26-2004, 09:09 PM
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Straight up thuggin....
Join Date: May 2003
Location: CO
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^^^^^^^^^
thats ur best bet. or
1. hit her with the pot
2. rape her
3. Kill her
4. rape her
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6. profit
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02-26-2004, 09:11 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Henderson, NV
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sing " i dont want to know ur name , i just want bang bang bang " " i dont want relationship , i just want bang bang bang "
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02-26-2004, 09:12 PM
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Live Forever or Die Tryin
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Southern Cali
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Re: Don't Touch The Babysitter....
I think i can traslate for us Small Talk people...
"I got in a fight with my little brothers baby sitter this weekend. The dumb ***** threw a pot at me because I told her boyfriend I touched her *****. I guess the guy want's to beat my *** now. And she told me to chop my cock n balls off because I was a loser for messing with her smelly, beat ****. What should I do? Killing her would be an understatement.....I want something good. "
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02-26-2004, 09:12 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Palos Verdes, CA
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Quote:
Originally posted by JTp.i.m.p.
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shenanigans. no non-complete nerd 17 yr old says weewee unless they are extremely gay an immature, and deserve to get their *** beat. |
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02-26-2004, 09:13 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Henderson, NV
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weewee
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02-26-2004, 09:18 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Boring Old NJ
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Originally posted by MeRfCaKe
shenanigans. no non-complete nerd 17 yr old says weewee unless they are extremely gay an immature, and deserve to get their *** beat.
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DUDE HE WANTED TO BE FUNNY OR SOMETHING OK LEAVE HIM ALONE I THOUGHT IT WAS AMUZING. AND THERE IS ALSO A BAD WORD FILTER |
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02-26-2004, 09:22 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Palos Verdes, CA
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Quote:
Originally posted by ifeelpretty231
DUDE HE WANTED TO BE FUNNY OR SOMETHING OK LEAVE HIM ALONE I THOUGHT IT WAS AMUZING. AND THERE IS ALSO A BAD WORD FILTER
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key word there is WANTED... lol. i thought it was amusing i just called shenanigans on him being 17. he probably is but i felt like saying shenanigans. |
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02-26-2004, 09:24 PM
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Super Constipated
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: The W V
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when i was 9 i blew a big snot rocket on my baby sitter...the best part is me and my brother just sat there staring at it laughing and she was like huh what happend...
it was funny..id try that
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02-26-2004, 09:28 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Back of food stamp line
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Quote:
Originally posted by ifeelpretty231
DUDE HE WANTED TO BE FUNNY OR SOMETHING OK LEAVE HIM ALONE I THOUGHT IT WAS AMUZING. AND THERE IS ALSO A BAD WORD FILTER
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