Originally posted by Fatty
I conquered a 91 year old woman. Thats about the only thing to happen in London in the past 20 or so years.
i still giggle everytime i think about that. just wish i could have actually seen it, although i think i've done a decent job recreating the incidenet in my head
my mom's schizo cousin came and stayed with us once when i was around 9 or 10. hmm what all happened? at the dinner table she looks at my sister and i, and says to my mom "barb you have such sweet children" then like looks down to her left and at the floor and says "god damn it i hate those ****ing brats." i thought it was hilarious, but i guess the others at the table disagreed. oh and she sent a post card to france (the adress was literally "france") saying the kennedys and regans had raped her, and were in our walls listening to her. i was told not to play my video games in front of her because it would scare her, but **** that man i had wreastlemania to play! anyone remember that one from way back? it was a goodie.
ah, and twitch, we could make some money off of this. like let's say you tour the whitehouse, and then we all place bets on which official is going to croak from your visit. i've got dibs on being the bookie!