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Old 02-24-2004, 07:33 PM #1
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Unhappy AHHH!!! I have Poison Ivy On my Wang...

So I was reffing some of my woodsball freinds,and didnt notice at the time,but the place was crawling in poison ivy...
Well long story short,i got it on my elbows,armpits,knuckles,chin,eyelids, and hands
well i guess i hadnt properly treated it before I beat it...
My crotch was itching all day,and i couldnt figure out why,till i looked,and its all red and bumpy
If a blind person could read my wang,i wonder what it would say...
So at this point i have poison ivy on my penis,and my wenis...
this thread is just so that you guys dont make the same mistake i made...
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Old 02-24-2004, 07:35 PM #2
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Old 02-24-2004, 07:35 PM #3
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HAHAH!!!!!!
never wipe up after you jack off with poison ivy
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Old 02-24-2004, 07:41 PM #4
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dont **** the poison ivy plants?
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Old 02-24-2004, 07:42 PM #5
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Old 02-24-2004, 07:49 PM #6
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That's not as bad as when my friend decided to go rafting when the creek by our house flooded. He smacked right into a few poison oak bushes and had it all over his sack, butt crack (He couldn't wipe for days!) and everywhere else in that area.
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Old 02-24-2004, 07:49 PM #7
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Re: AHHH!!! I have Poison Ivy On my Wang...

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Originally posted by Eggo
If a blind person could read my wang,i wonder what it would say...
That's sig-worthy too bad im too lazy to put it in my sig
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Old 02-24-2004, 07:50 PM #8
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Scratch it once for me.
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Old 02-24-2004, 07:52 PM #9
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ive been scratching it all day long,it itches like hell now,and i cant beat it
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Old 02-24-2004, 07:52 PM #10
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Go to the doctor and get a shot. It will go away.
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Old 02-24-2004, 07:55 PM #11
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(best terry tate voice) you no you gota treat it before you beat it!!!! whooo whooo
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Old 02-24-2004, 07:56 PM #12
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That sucks.
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Old 02-24-2004, 07:59 PM #13
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thats like, the ultimate form of karma.
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Old 02-24-2004, 08:03 PM #14
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ya,tell me about it...
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Old 02-24-2004, 08:11 PM #15
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Old 02-24-2004, 08:13 PM #16
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my friends little brother once got it on his, ***, dick, nuts, face, armpit, arms, and legs becasue he took a **** in the woods and wiped his *** with a poisin ivy leaf, funny stuff....hahah
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Old 02-24-2004, 08:20 PM #17
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Ill just hop rite on it
i dont think the baby will look weird,mabe just leaves growing out of the head

how bout pics of her cooch with poison ivy,and the look of supprys on her face
lol
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Old 02-24-2004, 09:09 PM #18
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maybe if you beat it that will itch the poison at the same time?
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Old 02-24-2004, 09:22 PM #19
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I once had poison ivy all over my arms and I think my dick at one point. After a few weeks I said **** it and got a shot. Those shots in the *** really hurt.
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Beat it with calamine lotion.
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Old 02-24-2004, 09:29 PM #21
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Beat it with poison oak...It is a known fact that Poison ivy and poison oak can not co-encide...

Beating it with a poison oak leaf wrapped around your rascal will definetly cure it no prob!
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