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Old 01-22-2004, 04:00 PM #1
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Now this would be entertainment.

JORDAN BOOBS MAY EXPLODE

Doctors have warned that Jordan's 34FF breasts could explode if jungle leeches get to chomp on them.

The silicone-enhanced glamour model plans to strip off on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here.

But medics claim that is one of the most perilous things she could do, according to the Daily Star.

They reckon that if leeches attach themselves to her ample bosom, her precious assets will become inflamed - and grow even larger.

The paper quotes a doctor as saying: "She would need to be treated quickly if she was bitten on her chest.

"I dread to think what would happen if her breasts started swelling. There is a danger they might explode."

Jordan and the other nine contestants have flown out from Heathrow en route for the camp in Australia's Gold Coast rainforest.

She has said she can hardly wait to get into the jungle with ex-pop star Peter Andre, claiming: "I used to fancy him when I was younger."

But Andre, who has been living in Cyprus for several years, deflated her ambitions by saying he had never heard of her until a few days ago.

Jordan's ex-boyfriend Gareth Gates is also unimpressed.

The Pop Idol star who was humiliated last year when Jordan disclosed that they had enjoyed a three-month affair has urged the public to vote her off the show.

Asked whether he would be backing Jordan, he told The Daily Record: "Vote her out."



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Old 01-22-2004, 04:01 PM #2
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Old 01-22-2004, 04:02 PM #3
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I dont like anything over a C, too big. I'd rather have tighter ones than big saggy ones.
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Old 01-22-2004, 04:03 PM #5
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c is fine with be,not double ff.:-(
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I dont like anything over a C, too big. I'd rather have tighter ones than big saggy ones.
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Old 01-22-2004, 05:24 PM #14
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<< The sky doesnt write about real stuff. >>

Actually, Skynet is one of the major news stations over there If I remember correctly. Sort of like CNN over here. Actually, now that I think about it, they are probably more like a Comcast considering they have a lot of TV influence.
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