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Old 01-22-2004, 10:16 AM #1
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Bathroom Etiquette

What are your opinions on bathroom etiquette? For instance.. dont u hate when you go to pinch one,, and there are like 6 other empty stalls, and some guy comes in and takes the stall right next to you. So now you are both sitting there... right beside each other... in silence. Its horrible... Any others?
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Old 01-22-2004, 10:26 AM #2
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Its a given rule always stay AT LEAST 1 stall apart unless this can not be avoided. if there are say five urinals and all are empty you take then one then when the next guy comes in he takes the other end then the next would take the middle.
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Old 01-22-2004, 10:27 AM #3
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Exactly!! Good one!
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Old 01-22-2004, 10:28 AM #4
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Old 01-22-2004, 10:34 AM #5
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or when your takin a piss and not only does the guy take the one next to you, but he startes to talk to u!

thats when you turn to face him and piss all over his leg
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Old 01-22-2004, 10:35 AM #6
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or when your takin a piss and not only does the guy take the one next to you, but he startes to talk to u!

thats when you turn to face him and piss all over his leg
Now see if you do this then he can still get you back. If you have the power of a strong golden arch then aim for the eyes.
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Old 01-22-2004, 10:52 AM #7
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Ever notice, even though a public bathroom has great ressonance, when some one farts no one laughs no matter how loud? wWhy is that? is there a bathroom etiquette for not laughing at a public bathroom fart especially teh guy who follows it up with a nice long ahhhhhhhhh!!??
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:00 AM #9
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im pretty sure your supposed to ignore any outside stimuli, including noises and eyecontact.
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I follow the ignore thing but I still chuckle to myself, and it seems like you should be able to laugh!
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:04 AM #11
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i dunno, when i enter a busy mens room, i basicly shut out all incomming auditory/visual signals
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But the thing is if you laugh how do they know what your laughing at. They could think you are taking a looksy at somethin.
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:28 AM #13
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I was in a stall once taking a huge poo after eating something really spicy and my bro was in another one at the same time. Both of us were like an orchestra. Then someone walked in, we had to stop, or well... we tried. The guy was at a urinal and he farted. That just made both of us laugh and consequently continue pooing and farting really loud... laughing the whole time. Good times in Denver...ahhh.
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Ha... I can remember some good times at public restrooms. Some friends and I would stop at Publix and buy a whoopee cushion and a large canalope and we would hit the whoopee cushion a few times, let out some groans then we'd drop the canalope from way up high.
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I agree with the fart thing.... but when im sitting there, or standing, ,and someone farts, My God its funny, but something makes me not laugh out loud.. i want to ,,but dont,, maybe its some kind of instinct.

Or how bout when u go to a bathroom at a store or something, and they only have the one single bathroom, and you have to poop. You lock the door, but as you are sitting there, you have the shear terror that someone will enter due to either a faulty lock, or you didnt lock it at all....
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Or how bout when u go to a bathroom at a store or something, and they only have the one single bathroom, and you have to poop. You lock the door, but as you are sitting there, you have the shear terror that someone will enter due to either a faulty lock, or you didnt lock it at all....
That goes though my mind everytime.
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i laugh when i hear people fart, i was in vegas with my dad, my dad was a little faded, and this guy in the back stall wasfarting sooo loud, my dad started busting up laughing......he was laughing like so loud that people outside the bathroom could hear him, it was great!
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we take ski team ****s.... i don;t think we follow any of these rules
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i feel proud when i can out pee the guys next to me. i dont know if thats just me. but know i have a habit of going in the stalls because i get stagefright
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Or how bout when u go to a bathroom at a store or something, and they only have the one single bathroom, and you have to poop. You lock the door, but as you are sitting there, you have the shear terror that someone will enter due to either a faulty lock, or you didnt lock it at all....

Or those odd moments where someone just doesn't lock the door and you bust in...then quickly back out saying sorry.
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Ive always wanted to talk to other guys in the stalls, like have a conversation.

One funny story, but wasnt funny at all. I was at disney world and they have gigantic bathrooms, I walked in to the bathroom and went to the first stall( I had to really go bad.) I started going and farting and pooping and farting, the next moment I heard giggles, they werent manly giggles but soft, nice giggles. I thought I was in a Homo bathroom but it turns out to be the ladys bathroom. I stayed in the stall for a good 30 mins until I was sure it was clear.

I know there was a good 10 women in the bathroom hearing me unload, I was freaked out big time.
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