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Old 01-21-2004, 04:53 PM #1
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stupid things to say to a cop

what are some stupid things that you can think of to say to a cop

hey the weed under the seat isnt mine
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:54 PM #2
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Ill blow you if you let me off with a warning.
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:55 PM #3
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hello officer do you think you drop my bowl off to the station to get cleaned?
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:56 PM #4
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:56 PM #5
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cop- your eyes look red...have you been smoking/drinking?

you- your eyes look glazed...have you been eating doughnuts?
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**** you, pig!
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:56 PM #7
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You're a public servant... Go get me some coffee, and a donut, you probably know the best places around here anyway!

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You think your tough hiding behind that tin shield, why don't you just go outside and play hide and go **** yourself!

I got out of many tickets that way... try it!
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:58 PM #8
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no officer im not drunk, just a little high
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:59 PM #9
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"**** you" and take a swing at him.
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You're a public servant... Go get me some coffee, and a donut, you probably know the best places around here anyway!

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You think your tough hiding behind that tin shield, why don't you just go outside and play hide and go **** yourself!

I got out of many tickets that way... try it!
By getting out of it do you mean, getting thrown in jail instead?
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:00 PM #12
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Is that a gun in your holster or are you just going to give me a breathalyzer... pig

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No Ocifer I am not as think as you drunk I am!
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Is that an oddly mishapen doughnut in your pants or is your tiny dick just just erect cause you like feeling up underage citizens?
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Hey officer...wanna fight?....stick your head up my butt and fight for air.
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sniff the air, then rub his belly and say "I SMELL BACON!"

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Pee on his windshield then run away yelling "You can't catch me I am the gingerbread man!"
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:03 PM #16
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"can you hold on a minute, i need to check on the guy in the trunk"
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"Wow, you must have been flying to catch me and pull me over."

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Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
You: "Why is your radar gun broken?"
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Cop- lets see some ID pal.....

you- sure thing, could ya hold my beer for me so i can reach my wallet?
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Pee on his windshield then run away yelling "You can't catch me I am the gingerbread man!"
Ding ding ding we have a winner. Do it and much youll have my eternal e-respect
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