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Old 03-20-2013, 07:13 PM #1
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Exclamation SE X-factor GEO 3.000000000001 for sale by owner

You were probably kicking yourself in the balls moments before finding this post because you missed out on my last GUN SALE OF THE CENTURY, but no reason to fear...I'm back selling another SE X-factor GEO 3.000000000001.

The .000000000001 is simply for the fact that I GEORGE OCEAN used this gun and my trusted friend Steve (never met him before) put the gun together using only the most trusted o-rings he could find at Planet Eclipse's top secret manufacturing facility located here:

Unit 14 Premier Park, Acheson Way
Trafford Park Road, Trafford Park, Manchester, M17 1GA, England


At this point I'm going to get a little side tracked. A few years ago Dusty Odell and myself were playing with SK Moscow in London and decided to stay a few extra days after the tournament with PE's very own Nicky T. He kindly fed us fish and mushy peas and made us drink tea the whole damn time. In the midst of showing us his native land, he took us by the top secret Planet Eclipse HQ. Here we were given a short little tour that seemed harmless enough. Little did we know, we would be thrusted into force labor and required to actually build a gun from complete scratch. The process was actually pretty amazing and I definitely had some help (OK alot of help) along the way....but the moral of my story is this. There's some poor bloke out there shooting a black EGO 10 that I built. He has no clue that some clumsy American had painstakingly built his gun to our crummy "Made in the USA" standards only to think he was receiving the same care and attention put in by Sir Knight Steven the 3rd.

What's even more crazy is that the EGO is like a diesel ****ing engine. Everything around it will break before it gives up so I guess the last laugh is on me because even if I tried I couldn't **** up an EGO.

After building the gun, Dusty and myself proceeded to go to a casino and get completely hammered and take all the Queen's money with a simple roulette betting strategy I will outline below:


-Always bet 14, 16, and 18. These are (were) the ages of consent in Canada, England, and USA.
-Always bet 22 black because a pimp in a fur coat once told us that.
-Place most of your money on Frank Connell aka 23. He's the Michael Jordan of paintball and it's the Michael Jordan of the Roulette table. This goes without saying that you should be loading up on Frank Split (2 & 3) as well as Reverse Frank (32).

Note: You should be good and drunk by now and have trained the dealer to know the difference between a simple Frank Connell bet or any of the variations (Frank Split or Reverse Frank)

-Anything left over should be bet on the Colt .45 (the 4 & 5), the gun that won the west only because the GEO 3.0 wasn't around.
-I also bet the middle lane because c'mon people the left lane is for passing only, don't be a dick and ride in that lane at 70mph for 200 miles.



I guess at some point I should talk about the gun you actually came here for. It's a slightly used GEO 3.0000000000001, what else do you need to know?

FAQ's
What comes with it?
All the **** you'd normally get.
Will I clean the gun before I ship it?
Yes if you're an easy person to deal with.
What extra bonus will I get if I buy this gun?
I will answer 3 questions for you pertaining only to George Ocean or SE X-factor.
How much am I asking for?
One thousand three hundred American dollars in my paypal account OBO.
Where the **** are the pictures?
Here let me google that for you!




No that's not me. It's a paid actor.
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Old 03-20-2013, 07:22 PM #2
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The best "For Sale" Threads on PBNation, by far. Good luck with the sale!!
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Old 03-20-2013, 07:24 PM #3
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Thank God I found this, I dont think my ball can take much more kicking
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Old 03-20-2013, 07:28 PM #4
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****ing hilarious man. Gl with the sale
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Old 03-20-2013, 07:32 PM #5
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Old 03-20-2013, 08:06 PM #6
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Old 03-20-2013, 08:29 PM #7
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You my sir are ****ing hilarious buy this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-23-2013, 09:24 AM #9
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Lets go a little higher. I literally pulled this thing outta the box at Dallas.
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Old 04-01-2013, 12:18 AM #14
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Sold! And I pissed off the man. #success
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