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Old 10-02-2011, 01:25 AM #1
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Is Jesus Agg?

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Im considering so, he probaly wore a HK headband....



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Old 10-02-2011, 09:40 PM #2
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Old 10-02-2011, 10:00 PM #3
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Old 10-02-2011, 10:31 PM #4
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Seriously, I highly doubt JESUS would use a Smart Parts Ion. (assuming of course all mythology about Jesus is accurate.) I think he'd be out there with a Sheridan PGP and use his Jesus powers to change the laws of physics so no matter what his shots would hit.
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:09 AM #5
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So you think he would cheat
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:21 AM #6
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So you think he would cheat
Water into wine?

Cheating.
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:34 AM #7
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Water into wine?

Cheating.
Or a pathway to cheating
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:53 AM #8
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Could Jesus use his raising-of-the-dead ability to respawn eliminated players?
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Old 10-03-2011, 09:22 PM #9
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Great respect in this forum....


Maybe If I slapped you in your pretty mouth you would respect me as well.
Very offensive.
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Old 10-03-2011, 09:28 PM #10
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That's not very Christian of you.
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Old 10-03-2011, 10:03 PM #11
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Its like a slap in the face isnt it?

And Im not Christian.
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Old 10-03-2011, 10:27 PM #12
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What's like a slap in the face?

Before you answer, you should know I don't take anything on this forum very seriously anymore, unless someone makes a really good, thought-provoking comment.
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Old 10-03-2011, 10:30 PM #13
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Seriously, I highly doubt JESUS would use a Smart Parts Ion. (assuming of course all mythology about Jesus is accurate.) I think he'd be out there with a Sheridan PGP and use his Jesus powers to change the laws of physics so no matter what his shots would hit.
You're on the right track with a Sheridan, but remember he was raised as the son of a carpenter. He'd be rocking wood...
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Old 10-03-2011, 11:17 PM #14
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Though come to think of it, the Christian figure who's probably the most "agg" (both positive, and negative connotations of that word) would be Saint Sebastian.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Sebastian
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:23 PM #15
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He'd be wearing a CK headband.
Shooting an angel, with a halo.
Probably be rocking angel eyes and angel gear, prolly in white (def not mecca or arabis or whatever they call it).
If He played pump I'm sure it would be a thumper that He nicknamed "bible".


Kids these days.
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:46 PM #16
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He'd be wearing a CK headband.
Shooting an angel, with a halo.
Probably be rocking angel eyes and angel gear, prolly in white (def not mecca or arabis or whatever they call it).
If He played pump I'm sure it would be a thumper that He nicknamed "bible".


Kids these days.
sounds accurate to me and sandals, respectively.
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:57 PM #17
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Great respect in this forum....


Maybe If I slapped you in your pretty mouth you would respect me as well.
Very offensive.
Hey, if you truly believe that god is real, then you have to believe that he created humor. And if he created humor, then even god would have a good chuckle at this thread.

And where did the hostility come from? Slap me in my pretty mouth... really?
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Old 10-04-2011, 11:39 PM #18
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Hey, if you truly believe that god is real, then you have to believe that he created humor. And if he created humor, then even god would have a good chuckle at this thread.

And where did the hostility come from? Slap me in my pretty mouth... really?
Humor is a sin created by Lucifer. God is straight surrius bizness.
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Cheating.
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Old 11-01-2011, 05:01 PM #20
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Great respect in this forum....


Maybe If I slapped you in your pretty mouth you would respect me as well.
Very offensive.
You'd sure as hell respect me if I slapped you in your pretty mouth...












































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Old 11-01-2011, 06:12 PM #21
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looooooololollooo....

"...pretty little mouth." really. reminds me of "hey, you sure have a pretty mouth." Quick, what movie...
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