[patedirtysouth]

Keith Roll informed my team he was only able to play one out of every three points due to his age and psp insurance restrictions is this true.

[JAKELEVY]

How old is the guy in question? I'm curious.

[xXEnvyXx]

Sounds pretty rediculous to me considering we sign waivers each year stating that it is our responsibility to take our health and injuries into our own hands and not sue PSP for them

[dymium]

I'm not Lane, but I'm going with false. There's an entire division of guys that play Masters RaceTo-4 (40+) at Cup each year.

Joe

[Fox4paintball]

Last year at cup when I was considering playing Divisional x-ball, Masters, 10-man and 5-man Lane joked that I'd need additional medial insurance due to my age.

However, it was just that - a joke.

[Lane Wright]

Keith Roll is only able to play one out of three points because he is terrible.

We are looking at signing a huge deal with a Chinese television company and they will have people at the events watching the games.

Out of respect for the years of effort Keith has put into becoming a less than mediocre player, I have agreed to him playing 1/3 of the available points. But, in trying to do what would be best for the other players, in light of this incredible TV deal we have working, I cannot in good conscience have him on the field for any additional points. If Xi Chapiang, Lu Huang, or any of the other higher ups with the Chinese production company were to see him play, it would most certainly kill the deal.

[EMSGuy24]

Originally Posted by Lane Wright

Keith Roll is only able to play one out of three points because he is terrible.

We are looking at signing a huge deal with a Chinese television company and they will have people at the events watching the games.

Out of respect for the years of effort Keith has put into becoming a less than mediocre player, I have agreed to him playing 1/3 of the available points. But, in trying to do what would be best for the other players, in light of this incredible TV deal we have working, I cannot in good conscience have him on the field for any additional points. If Xi Chapiang, Lu Huang, or any of the other higher ups with the Chinese production company were to see him play, it would most certainly kill the deal.

[Barney]

I hate the tide, and you both suck at fishing.

[Fox4paintball]

I love my new Denali rod....

Like them on Facebook.

[Electric WOP]

Originally Posted by patedirtysouth

Keith Roll informed my team he was only able to play one out of every three points due to his age and psp insurance restrictions is this true.

Originally Posted by Lane Wright

Keith Roll is only able to play one out of three points because he is terrible.

We are looking at signing a huge deal with a Chinese television company and they will have people at the events watching the games.

Out of respect for the years of effort Keith has put into becoming a less than mediocre player, I have agreed to him playing 1/3 of the available points. But, in trying to do what would be best for the other players, in light of this incredible TV deal we have working, I cannot in good conscience have him on the field for any additional points. If Xi Chapiang, Lu Huang, or any of the other higher ups with the Chinese production company were to see him play, it would most certainly kill the deal.

Originally Posted by Barney

I hate the tide, and you both suck at fishing.

Awesome.

[pbbliss]

how did i miss this thread from two days ago?!?!

[Barney]

Perhaps you had the pâtés bs filter on.

[patedirtysouth]

I was informed today that as soon as the "Chinese TV Mega Deal" goes through that I will be hired as PSP's "Commissioner of Cool." They will pay me to determine what is and isn't cool and then notify the players so they don't look uncool on camera for the masses in China.

[Barney]

I also hear Mr H will be in charge of AA meetings. Keep dreaming.