"Originally posted by The_Hawk: I was really hoping this would be a thread about women on fire."
"Originally posted by DrobertsPB: I do that also, unless there is female company I pee with as much pressure as possible so its really loud, then they think I have a fire hose sized dick"
"Originally posted by XSVterror16 V.4: Alright, let me break this down for you. Subaru is a company with stars and a blue background in it's symbol. The national color of Australia is blue and their nights have lots of stars in the sky. Subaru uses bockster motors from Porches. Subaru is Australian and uses Porche motors in their cars. Understand?"
With an average of fapping 3 times a day everyday since the age of 10 (now 21) while factoring in days I didn't fap, and days I went ****ing ballistic on my weiner, it evens out...kinda. So after googling how many days are in 11 years (unsure if it counts leap years) I multiply that number to 3, the average times I fap in a day. Thus bringing me to 12051 faps.
"Originally posted by paintballkid5291: Where's the Rofl Choppa when you need it?... you're gunna get flamed to hell"
"Originally posted by timmyballer67: Alone we are nothing. Together we can achieve epic lulz."
"Originally posted by Nick Alder:
Admiral, i detect large quatities of Bamf in this sector"
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