****s given - This girl that I just can't have yet I want her so bad
No ****s given - She told me I have a huge cock
"Originally posted by The_Hawk: I was really hoping this would be a thread about women on fire."
"Originally posted by DrobertsPB: I do that also, unless there is female company I pee with as much pressure as possible so its really loud, then they think I have a fire hose sized dick"
"Originally posted by XSVterror16 V.4: Alright, let me break this down for you. Subaru is a company with stars and a blue background in it's symbol. The national color of Australia is blue and their nights have lots of stars in the sky. Subaru uses bockster motors from Porches. Subaru is Australian and uses Porche motors in their cars. Understand?"
bothering me - the person calling me over and over right now
not bothering me - my amazing ringtone that gets to play
-The_Hawk- I go out of my way to avoid hypocrisy on this site.
-BreeRockz!- LOL It's like you don't understand storytelling at all. -edudcixlsyd- You're clearly one of the few people on ST who don't know who I am. -Gommmo45- id rather not go into the metaphysical details associated with my self-assessment.
-contractkiller20- And then you get all kinds of sex when you get sigged by people who have been here longer than 5 months. -The_Hawk- I did it twice in one night one time. I felt like a king.
Bothersome folks on social networks talking about valentines day.
Not bothered by the Tom Waits and whiskey currently remedying my situation.
I'm well aware, I just don't care.
"Originally posted by ScottW: of course you would say that because you dress like a gay sailor and i dont"
"Originally posted by earlsweatshirt: LOL I think your brain is so ****ing hipster you don't even realize I was making fun of you for your shoes having zippers."