Earlier Sunday, North Korea announced that its leader, Kim Jong Un, "has made an important decision" that would strengthen the country. The brief statement on the state-run news agency KCNA provided no details, but it said the decision was made at a meeting of the reclusive Stalinist state's Party Central Military Committee.
If Proto was elected, his first order of business would be to repair US-NK relations and ban How I Met Your Mother from being broadcasted on television ever again.
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