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Old 01-31-2013, 10:25 AM #22
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I'm sitting here, taking my third **** today. This is what I get for eating Taco Bell at midnight.
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:30 AM #23
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It was last semester probably about 3 months ago, never told anyone until now, who better than the interwebz. Pooped in the girls bathroom on accident once. In my dorms on the floor above it's the same layout but the bathrooms are flipped. Didn't realize it was the girls until I had to go back in to get my phone I left on the toilet paper dispenser. It was scary.

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Old 01-31-2013, 10:32 AM #24
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I'm sitting here, taking my third **** today. This is what I get for eating Taco Bell at midnight.
Damnnnn three already and it's not even noon.. Something's wrong bro.
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:24 PM #27
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:27 PM #28
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:28 PM #29
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Old 01-31-2013, 05:02 PM #30
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Who throws a party and doesn't tell anyone its byob. Then they got rude when I wouldn't let them in rotation.
who goes to a party at a cottage without bringing booze is a better question. really it just sounds like you were being a cock.
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Old 01-31-2013, 05:31 PM #31
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who goes to a party at a cottage without bringing booze is a better question. really it just sounds like you were being a cock.
Cottage? This was at some backwoods lake behind someones ranch. They invited us then when we get there (we brought other stuff instead of beer) they're completely dry and it's only like 9:30 so we start our circle like **** it maybe others will show and we can trade. Then they come up and we tell them we don't have enough for everyone and they get all pissed.

I stand by my actions, if you throw a ****ty party with no alcohol (or a place to sleep or even sit not to mention not even a radio) I'm pissing on your car.
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Old 01-31-2013, 06:01 PM #32
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Old 02-01-2013, 09:01 AM #33
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Cottage? This was at some backwoods lake behind someones ranch. They invited us then when we get there (we brought other stuff instead of beer) they're completely dry and it's only like 9:30 so we start our circle like **** it maybe others will show and we can trade. Then they come up and we tell them we don't have enough for everyone and they get all pissed.

I stand by my actions, if you throw a ****ty party with no alcohol (or a place to sleep or even sit not to mention not even a radio) I'm pissing on your car.
yeah you don't sound like anybody i would want to party with.
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Old 02-01-2013, 09:14 AM #34
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That's too bad I really wanted to piss on your car.
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:17 AM #35
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i have taken ****s, in public sinks, public showers, in mail boxes, on top of a garbage can, and on someones car. like a dog ive peed everywhere as well.
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:41 AM #36
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i have taken ****s, in public sinks, public showers, in mail boxes, on top of a garbage can, and on someones car. like a dog ive peed everywhere as well.
i was waiting for you to chime in. don't forget to tell everyone about the Eiffel tower you did with 2 guys.
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:45 AM #37
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i was waiting for you to chime in. don't forget to tell everyone about the Eiffel tower you did with 2 guys.
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:53 AM #38
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second year of college, buddy of mine screams "i'm so drunk, i'll do anything" so we said fine... let someone **** on your chest. so, we all held him down and someone dropped a "truffle" on his bare chest... never seen a man who is 6'2" and about 250lb (muscular guy) scream like a little girl so loud!!!!

me personally was at a Toby Keith concert in cincinnati, the venue is right on the river and i was on my buddy's boat. there was about 45 boats all hooked up together. 6-pack of beer goes through ya quick when you're on the water. so i just whipped it out and went. Longest piss of my life... plus i had beads thrown at me HAHA
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second year of college, buddy of mine screams "i'm so drunk, i'll do anything" so we said fine... let someone **** on your chest. so, we all held him down and someone dropped a "truffle" on his bare chest... never seen a man who is 6'2" and about 250lb (muscular guy) scream like a little girl so loud!!!!

me personally was at a Toby Keith concert in cincinnati, the venue is right on the river and i was on my buddy's boat. there was about 45 boats all hooked up together. 6-pack of beer goes through ya quick when you're on the water. so i just whipped it out and went. Longest piss of my life... plus i had beads thrown at me HAHA
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second year of college, buddy of mine screams "i'm so drunk, i'll do anything" so we said fine... let someone **** on your chest. so, we all held him down and someone dropped a "truffle" on his bare chest... never seen a man who is 6'2" and about 250lb (muscular guy) scream like a little girl so loud!!!!

me personally was at a Toby Keith concert in cincinnati, the venue is right on the river and i was on my buddy's boat. there was about 45 boats all hooked up together. 6-pack of beer goes through ya quick when you're on the water. so i just whipped it out and went. Longest piss of my life... plus i had beads thrown at me HAHA
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