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Old 02-05-2013, 10:12 PM #148
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I dated one girl for 4 years. My longest relationship to be honest. She was a virgin, it was cool. First time we tried to ****, it wouldn't work out size wise. It kinda sucked.

She sucked in bed in the long run though. I hope she dies in a fire for that.
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:15 PM #149
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I dated one girl for 4 years. My longest relationship to be honest. She was a virgin, it was cool. First time we tried to ****, it wouldn't work out size wise. It kinda sucked.

She sucked in bed in the long run though. I hope she dies in a fire for that.
She had a huge vagina, huh?

We've all been there.
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:48 PM #150
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She had a huge vagina, huh?

We've all been there.
Opposite.

and I have been there. But getting this weener into a fence hole is not easy.

Trust me
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:58 PM #151
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:09 PM #152
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:15 PM #153
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I have trouble ****ing girls ear holes, you know, the ones with huge gauges. Curse the mammoth in my pants.
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:29 PM #154
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I have trouble ****ing girls ear holes, you know, the ones with huge gauges. Curse the mammoth in my pants.
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:50 AM #155
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You call me, your local neighborhood spider-man.

Tarantulas are far more afraid of you, than you are of them. They run and hide, they don't come after you.

Also if you don't have a **** tank, it doesn't matter. They're extremely dumb creatures.
Thats bull**** ... I was hunting one day and came across a pretty big one. So I poked at it with my gun and the son of a ... started chasing me..
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:49 AM #156
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Uhh, I've picked up a wild one before. They're honestly not the biting type.
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Old 02-06-2013, 10:19 AM #157
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