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02-02-2013, 06:29 PM
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#43
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i type phonetically on st. hence, run on sentence. if you had trouble following what i was saying (i admit, i added a 'then' before the last part, all thanks to you!), then you have reading comprehension issues.
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02-02-2013, 06:31 PM
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I'm Trying to se-Ders You
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Ann Arbor
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How about you just shut the **** up.
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02-02-2013, 06:46 PM
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#45
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good one
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02-02-2013, 06:49 PM
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#46
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one time a group of researchers put a female in my enclosure and played a porn tape of pandas having sex.
dunno what they were trying to do there, we ended up watching the tapes and eating bamboo
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02-02-2013, 06:52 PM
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I'm Trying to se-Ders You
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Ann Arbor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ailuropoda
one time a group of researchers put a female in my enclosure and played a porn tape of pandas having sex.
dunno what they were trying to do there, we ended up watching the tapes and eating bamboo
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02-02-2013, 06:57 PM
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#48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ailuropoda
one time a group of researchers put a female in my enclosure and played a porn tape of pandas having sex.
dunno what they were trying to do there, we ended up watching the tapes and eating bamboo
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fuarrkkkk I missed that! |
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02-02-2013, 07:47 PM
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#49
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One time me and this pandette were getting it on and some kids walked up and saw us behind the glass. I still finished
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02-02-2013, 11:22 PM
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king panda
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Originally Posted by Pandaplz
One time me and this pandette were getting it on and some kids walked up and saw us behind the glass. I still finished
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Sounds similar to my story except i couldn't finish  |
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02-02-2013, 11:28 PM
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#51
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Spit Yo Yo Mafia
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ATL *****ez
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Way to show up late to the party new ***
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02-02-2013, 11:39 PM
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I'm Trying to se-Ders You
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Ann Arbor
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I **** my hand. A lot.
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02-03-2013, 12:10 AM
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nice nice
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: SF Bay Area
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jabroney
i went home for christmas and retired my dick piercing for new years. the wife, unhappy i did it without consulting her, as the lesser sex is want to do, pretended to try and shove it back in after the hole had somewhat closed, then slipped and cut my dick.
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It's wont, not want. |
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02-03-2013, 07:23 AM
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#54
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that recipe
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tampa, FL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sportsaddict39
It's wont, not want.
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ACTUALLY
It's "won't" |
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02-03-2013, 07:29 AM
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#55
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago
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Originally Posted by ALLCAPS
ACTUALLY
It's "won't"
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Pretty sure it's "went" |
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02-03-2013, 10:26 AM
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Ain't nobody dope as me
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Nor*Cal
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Pretty sure I should chime in and be smart or some shot
Its
Would not.
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I speak for the TREES
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02-03-2013, 10:28 AM
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#57
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Louisiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pbmink
Pretty sure I should chime in and be smart or some shot
Its
Would not.
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02-03-2013, 12:43 PM
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#58
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that recipe
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tampa, FL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pbmink
Pretty sure I should chime in and be smart or some shot
Its
Would not.
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It's* |
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02-03-2013, 12:46 PM
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777
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: 847 IL
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Originally Posted by EmpireEmperor
BF?
We don't discriminate.
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Yes we do. |
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02-03-2013, 04:11 PM
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Spermy
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: South Pacific
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I had a sex crazed GF once. Why do y'all think the ocean is so salty?
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I'm a mother****ing whaaaaaaale
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02-03-2013, 04:17 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HKARMYBALLER
Yes we do.
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Only queers have sex with girls. |
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02-03-2013, 10:16 PM
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Arctic Wolf
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alaska
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I called my ex to say it was off. I felt so much relief when I said this to her and hung up the phone, simply because she was so freaking crazy. Unfortunately she called back crying really hard saying she was going to commit suicide. I went over to her house to make sure she was ok; almost immediately she took off her clothes.
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02-03-2013, 10:59 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Los Angeles
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ALLCAPS
Leave that hoe. Sounds just like my friend and this girl he obsessed over for about 5 years or more of his life. They met in middle school, both seemed attracted to one another, dated, and broke up like 5 times over. When high school came they were just friends, the girl started being a whore and ****ing anything with legs (I mean the most LITERAL definition of the word whore).
Then junior and senior year came and my friend started dating her off and on again. They would date each other until he found out she was cheating on him. Then they'd break up. Then she said she was sorry and wouldn't do it again and he went back to her only to get cheated on COUNTLESS times.
After high school they still were friends (for whatever damn reason), and she would always tell him she liked him and wanted to be with him. and when he expressed the same feelings back she would change her mind completely and ignore him.
Not until maybe a year or 2 ago did he finally stop trying to get with her. He still hangs out with the ****, not as often though. Sad thing is, I know he still cares about her when he shouldn't. She says she still cares about him but her actions show otherwise.
I wouldn't stick around though. Maybe your story is a little different. But crazy *****es are crazy *****es
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i only knew her for about 7 months then i was over it and stopped talking to her during one of her *****y rants. if she wants to hang, then sure but im not making any effort to see her again
its LA, i see 20 pretty girls on a normal grocery run |
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