Originally Posted by Blake360
It must have had a high capacity paper clip attached to it.
I got a pretty hearty laugh out of this.
Originally Posted by StellarKnight
Cool story bro time:
Went to the bathroom during one of my classes and walked in on some younger dude taking a **** in a hand soap dispenser. I told the janitor who then told some administrator, and she yanked me out of class to accuse me of being the one who shat in the soap dispenser. Told me they were going to DNA test the turd to prove I was the one who did it. Stupid ***** even accused the janitor of changing his story when he told her that I was the one who called it in and not the ****ter himself. Almost got suspended for a week over the whole ordeal.
She eventually went on to become our school district's assistant superintendent.
Yea because the first thing a kid who took a **** in a soap dispenser (really funny in all seriousness...) would be to tell the janitor essentially ratting himself out.
TEACHERS ARE UNDERPAID BRO!