A couple months ago, I was playing at my regular field and there was a group of noobs there. All of them were renting except for one guy that had a Spyder (everyone in the group seemed to look up to him like he was a pro or something). So the group was about to leave and like most of the noobs at my field do, they decide to play ironman for the last game. I just sat on the sideline and watched. It came down to the guy with the Spyder vs about 2 or 3 renters and then the guy with the Spyder got shot in the nuts. Most people that I've seen get shot in the nuts just lay on the ground or something, but this guy flipped out! He storms off the field yelling random curse words and when he gets off the field, he throws down his marker, kicks over the "goggles on" sign, gets in his truck, and drives off! Me and the refs were laughing too hard to even say or do anything, but after the idiot realized he left his marker (and after he cooled down a bit), he came back, got his stuff, and paid. I've never seen him again.
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