Originally Posted by Ralph Dimlott
Chef Kev was psychologically overwhelmed by PVN's intensive background check as well as our pro-German media blitz. He has abruptly stepped down. The Pope reacted the same way last year (he too cited a "vacation").
The pen is mightier than the sword....
The corrupt war profiteer A. Eldon Tyrell of the Tyrell Corporation has taken the open XO position vacated by Voodoo who now commands the Allied capitalist hordes.
As always, the crows of PVN have their long beaks poking into our affairs.
Yes, I have accepted what you would describe as the secondary XO position for ION. The offer was most generous and included alcohol.
"Corrupt war profiteer" is such an ugly term.
I prefer the title specified in our contract with the Allies - "Bölverkr."
It has such a nice lyrical ring to it don't you think?
(Fade out with evil laughter...)