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Old 01-13-2013, 07:42 PM #43
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i got that **** during a scenario. someone complained that i was shooting to fast didn't even have have an autotrigger.

ref- hey i got to check how. .....(walks away after seeing my pump)
me- so you still want to check how fast I'm shooting? i want to know if masturbating hepls me pumps faster. (he just shakes his head)
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:19 AM #44
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i got that **** during a scenario. someone complained that i was shooting to fast didn't even have have an autotrigger.

ref- hey i got to check how. .....(walks away after seeing my pump)
me- so you still want to check how fast I'm shooting? i want to know if masturbating hepls me pumps faster. (he just shakes his head)
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:21 PM #45
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Where does the hopper go?
Is that a sniper?
Is that(sc feed) a scope?
How many times do you have to pump it?
I got that scope question for the first time last weekend the kid was like does that scope work and I said its not a scope about to explain what it was and he goes yeah but does it work I'm like whaaat
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:00 PM #46
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When I was using my Sheridan RTP Wood someone asked me if it was a real shotgun
When I was using my t2 I got the usual why do you pump it, why not use a machine gun like my invert mini
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Old 07-05-2013, 01:55 AM #47
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1) How is your gun so accurate?
2) Aren't you scared to play against those automatics?
3) (After asking about my hopper) You only brought out 200 paintballs?
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Old 07-05-2013, 07:50 AM #48
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When they ask what my pump handle is, I usually tell them its a grenade launcher.
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:23 AM #49
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I probably hear shotgun related remarks or questions the most...

I get "is that a scope?" a lot too.

Then there's the various questions about "where does your paint go?" or "where's your co2?" (when I'm running 12 grams), sometimes "I didn't know they made tanks that small (4oz)...
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Old 07-05-2013, 04:26 PM #50
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Best one for me.
'Why do I keep getting shot out by the guy with the pump'. As the kid is sitting there with Dye paint splattered to his lense still.
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Old 07-05-2013, 04:56 PM #51
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Old 07-05-2013, 08:05 PM #52
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I was running a vsc phantom, and one guy motioned to my marker saying "explain this?" I pointed to the 10 rnd tube saying that's my hopper and the 12 gram changer saying that's my tank, we then got holed up in a house together and while he was spraying his ego, I "sniped" 4 of his "kills". I walked off the field silently at the end of the game.
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:38 PM #53
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"Does your arm get tired of pumping?"
"So you just shoot one at a time?"


I'm new to pump play... and all I can say is... it's fun... I get kills and it feels good. 2 guys asked me if I get tired of pumping. I shot out a guy after trying to hold me down spraying paint my direction and I snap shot dead center (feels good) I only used 2 pods for 3 games... still a lot but it's a whole lot less than me going through 4 pods almost every game.
I talked to the field owner(I think) he says there's only about 3 pumpers that are regular on the field. I'm a newbie and trying out the Kaos pump that I got for 150 bills.

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Old 07-06-2013, 06:07 AM #54
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I get "is that a scope?" a lot too.

"I didn't know they made tanks that small (4oz)...
I hear both of these very frequently on a day of open play.
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Old 07-08-2013, 04:13 PM #55
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"Your pump is electronic?"

Yes. Yes it is.
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Old 07-08-2013, 05:39 PM #56
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how many balls can u shoot in a pump or a sec..
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Old 07-09-2013, 11:01 PM #57
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is it like a shotgun?

is it more accurate?

does shoot further?
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Old 07-10-2013, 12:18 AM #58
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"Your pump is electronic?"

Yes. Yes it is.
well the Azodin KP+ is electronic.... Electronic AT
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Old 07-10-2013, 01:51 PM #59
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I like the "how did I not hit you? I shot a hopper and 2 pods at you, then you pop out and put one on my face."

The reply being, "no, i let you waste time, money and energy wiggling your little fingers and then i snap out to let the magic happen."
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Old 07-10-2013, 07:28 PM #60
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I like the "how did I not hit you? I shot a hopper and 2 pods at you, then you pop out and put one on my face."

The reply being, "no, i let you waste time, money and energy wiggling your little fingers and then i snap out to let the magic happen."
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Old 07-10-2013, 10:47 PM #61
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"Pump player on the right!" (yelled by the guy in the fort directing suppressive fire, at me)

"Why don't you have a pod pack?"

"Will that little tank (13ci) last a whole game?"
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Old 07-11-2013, 09:06 AM #62
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is it like a shotgun?

is it more accurate?

does shoot further?
These are the three most common questions I get. When I reply "no" to every one I usually get a very puzzled look and then the person walks away. Sometimes they'll ask "why would you want to use it then?" Then I demonstrate.
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Old 07-11-2013, 09:18 AM #63
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"we want him on our team!".....as i walk up to the walk-ons group with my Karni Pump.
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When your the only one left on your team in rec ball and you get a vapor and a luxe out
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