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Old 02-17-2013, 06:31 PM #127
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As a ref I told a new player to put his mask down in a stern voice (nothing crazy)


He slowly took it off and set it on the ground and backed away as if it were a bomb.. I was laughing so hard And couldn't fight hiding it as I bear hugged his face while the match was still stopping
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Old 02-17-2013, 06:35 PM #128
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Also I had a game, fathers vs sons, they let me play with the sons team cause "they needed the help"

I didnt play really, just sat at home with my pump, but before the break I made a perfect strategy due to the fact I had played all week on the layout for a tournament. I sent the kids off on the break and all I yelled the rest of the game was "feast my minions!"

The ref couldn't breath
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Old 02-18-2013, 02:07 PM #129
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Got another one in my last outing.
Skip to 10:00 for the failed dive/run/slide

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As a ref I told a new player to put his mask down in a stern voice (nothing crazy)


He slowly took it off and set it on the ground and backed away as if it were a bomb.. I was laughing so hard And couldn't fight hiding it as I bear hugged his face while the match was still stopping
Omg that is priceless lol
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Also I had a game, fathers vs sons, they let me play with the sons team cause "they needed the help"

I didnt play really, just sat at home with my pump, but before the break I made a perfect strategy due to the fact I had played all week on the layout for a tournament. I sent the kids off on the break and all I yelled the rest of the game was "feast my minions!"

The ref couldn't breath
I want to try that out now lol
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Old 02-18-2013, 02:29 PM #130
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On saturday I had a pretty good double whammy type situation. I was out there with open, and we got sent to our side of the field. On this particular field, there's a couple bunkers aall the way in the back, like behind the starting point. Well before the game even starts, I see a few renters start creeping up the field by themselves, determined to get a head start. They actually made it up to the forty by the time the whistle blew . Then, in seeing that group advance, another group of renters ran and took cover in the bunkers all the way in the back. Nothing too crazy, but the look on the kids voice when I told him he should probably move up a little bit was priceless
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Old 02-18-2013, 02:47 PM #131
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Posers get on my nerves. A couple weekends ago, there was a guy at my field decked out in all Dye gear playing with a bunch of rentals. At the beginning of the day, I had to chrono his own marker because he didn't even know how to do it. Then, he asked if my Trilly with a pump kit was a Bob Long

I also love it when renters are picking teams and they say "I want him on our team because his gun shoots fully automatic!!!" (pointing at me). Then, after the teams are all picked and the game is about to start, I tell everyone my gun is a pump
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Posers get on my nerves. A couple weekends ago, there was a guy at my field decked out in all Dye gear playing with a bunch of rentals. At the beginning of the day, I had to chrono his own marker because he didn't even know how to do it. Then, he asked if my Trilly with a pump kit was a Bob Long

I also love it when renters are picking teams and they say "I want him on our team because his gun shoots fully automatic!!!" (pointing at me). Then, after the teams are all picked and the game is about to start, I tell everyone my gun is a pump
Can't stand posers, as a player, and referee lol. And yup, the renters are like "He has a machine gun omggggg."
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On saturday I had a pretty good double whammy type situation. I was out there with open, and we got sent to our side of the field. On this particular field, there's a couple bunkers aall the way in the back, like behind the starting point. Well before the game even starts, I see a few renters start creeping up the field by themselves, determined to get a head start. They actually made it up to the forty by the time the whistle blew . Then, in seeing that group advance, another group of renters ran and took cover in the bunkers all the way in the back. Nothing too crazy, but the look on the kids voice when I told him he should probably move up a little bit was priceless
This seems to be a common occurrence at my field too. The renters always seem to try to creep up before the game starts. I constantly have to remind them all day about it too. Don't know what makes them think they can do that
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Old 02-18-2013, 07:40 PM #133
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I had a Hk arm headband the one day and some newbys, renting guns walk in to the field and he sees it in my bag and asks to use it and goes all insane because I let him like yes I look so awesome! I'm going to win! Also that day there was a kid with the Walmart pump thing that has that 50 round integrated hopper and takes two co2s and I look at him and I'm like so how you like that gun? Oh it's amazing. No it isn't. No dude it really is. No, it really isn't. Later he went on to get shot out every game because he played with all the speed ballers
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Old 02-18-2013, 07:49 PM #134
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I had a Hk arm headband the one day and some newbys, renting guns walk in to the field and he sees it in my bag and asks to use it and goes all insane because I let him like yes I look so awesome! I'm going to win! Also that day there was a kid with the Walmart pump thing that has that 50 round integrated hopper and takes two co2s and I look at him and I'm like so how you like that gun? Oh it's amazing. No it isn't. No dude it really is. No, it really isn't. Later he went on to get shot out every game because he played with all the speed ballers
Lol,I can picture that right now
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Old 02-18-2013, 07:53 PM #135
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Lol,I can picture that right now
Literally ever. Single. Game. I felt so bad for him
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Old 02-18-2013, 08:18 PM #136
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First game I ever played was when I was nine or ten years or and this guy on my team was fixing his gun right before the game started. Just so happens that his barrel is pointed at the back of my knee about 2-3 inches away. The guy left it on full auto and shot the back of my knee 5-6 times. Needless to say I shed a tear....
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Old 02-18-2013, 11:33 PM #138
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First game I ever played was when I was nine or ten years or and this guy on my team was fixing his gun right before the game started. Just so happens that his barrel is pointed at the back of my knee about 2-3 inches away. The guy left it on full auto and shot the back of my knee 5-6 times. Needless to say I shed a tear....
Ouch, been there, done that. No fun
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I had a Hk arm headband the one day and some newbys, renting guns walk in to the field and he sees it in my bag and asks to use it and goes all insane because I let him like yes I look so awesome! I'm going to win! Also that day there was a kid with the Walmart pump thing that has that 50 round integrated hopper and takes two co2s and I look at him and I'm like so how you like that gun? Oh it's amazing. No it isn't. No dude it really is. No, it really isn't. Later he went on to get shot out every game because he played with all the speed ballers
Lol rentals just crack me up with the crazy stuff they say/do.
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Had these guys come out to the field last summer, looked to be the typical gym rat, only concerned with being as buff as they could, yet couldn't help but laugh to myself when I heard them complaining on how tired they were after TWO games!
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muscle weighs alot more than nothing son. I still cant get over the kids in the day with the cmi 21 inch barrel, I asked if it was a walking stick.
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This happened several months ago. Me, a couple other experienced players, and a bunch of noobs were playing on the tireball field. I'm at the center dorito side and I look behind me and see a noob with a Spyder taking his mask off and wiping it off in the middle of the game. I yell "Put your F-ing mask back on!" and he looks at me with a shocked look for about 2-3 seconds, puts his mask back on, and yells "What are you talking about? I had my mask on." I about shat myself.
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This happened several months ago. Me, a couple other experienced players, and a bunch of noobs were playing on the tireball field. I'm at the center dorito side and I look behind me and see a noob with a Spyder taking his mask off and wiping it off in the middle of the game. I yell "Put your F-ing mask back on!" and he looks at me with a shocked look for about 2-3 seconds, puts his mask back on, and yells "What are you talking about? I had my mask on." I about shat myself.
I swear some of the customers I get like that... just makes me wonder lol
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My brothers friend showed up in hockey pads the first time he played...he was 13 years old
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My brothers friend showed up in hockey pads the first time he played...he was 13 years old
I had a kid once show up in an outfit made out of boxes. Pretty priceless
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My favorite was a guy with camouflage face paint on looking dumbfounded when the guy at the rental desk handed him a mask
Lol yea you might need that if you want to keep your eyes haha
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I hate it when kids call my pump a shotgun. Or call my Proto a mini gun.
A little while back, there were a bunch of little 10-12 year olds renting and I could hear them screaming "OMG!!!! This is just like Halo 4!!!!!" while they were on the field.
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