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Old 08-18-2013, 12:56 AM #568
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Imo its too easy to cheat, I will shoot until someone calls themselves out or a ref pulls them. Just an easy way to make sure they get out.
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Old 08-18-2013, 01:04 AM #569
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A other good one to write downis "noob wad"... A group of noobs who congregat on the field and move as one.
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Old 08-25-2013, 02:24 AM #570
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Just reffed today..

Just had a noob ask me what kind of gun he could get for $1000..
mind you..
He was in his late teens, probably didnt have a job, always stayed in the back of the field....
and for half the day had his dye paintball jersey on backwards. also saw him shot a paintball in his barrel sleeve in the safe zone because he rented a mini with a touchy trigger lol
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Old 08-26-2013, 04:40 PM #571
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Funniest thing i saw from a renter (well he has an ego8, but he was using rental equipment and had no pads, so call it a technicallity) was when he ran from back corner to the tire snake. he was wearing skater shoes wit no grip, tried to turn and he slipped. the kind of slip from the cartoons when you hit a banana peel. once he hit the ground, he rolled back and got shot in the ***.

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Old 08-26-2013, 08:51 PM #572
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When noobs get shot a bunch, then they rub the paint on them selves like its sunscreen. Not even in a war-like manner... Just all over themselves. I've seen them try to use it like shampoo too...
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Old 08-28-2013, 11:37 PM #573
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I like when first timers or renters try to be Rambo and just take off running trying to shoot everyone and once he passes the 50 he gets messed up
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Old 08-29-2013, 09:48 AM #574
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oh look its another one of these threads....
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Old 08-29-2013, 02:16 PM #575
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I like this guy.
Oh look people want to have conversations about something they enjoy doing. Nobody said you had to read it.
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Old 08-29-2013, 02:22 PM #576
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I think it's hilarious when noobs, like myself, over slide the bunkers...
It's quite interesting trying to get back in cover
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Old 08-29-2013, 09:40 PM #577
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I once saw a guy on airball crawl from s2 all the way to s4 on TOP of the snake. He was straddling it like a horse.
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Old 08-29-2013, 10:50 PM #578
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A long time ago, some friends and I were messing around on full auto. After a round, a guy stood his marker up against his gearbag and walked away. It shifted, pressing the trigger, and put at least 50 balls into his barrel bag before someone picked it up.

And that's how you make paintball soup.
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Old 09-08-2013, 09:36 PM #579
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Yesterday a noob shot the ref and was like " you're out"!!! The ref was like I'm a ref I don't get out
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Yesterday a noob shot the ref and was like " you're out"!!! The ref was like I'm a ref I don't get out
I'm inspired by this guy's innovation. Shooting out refs sounds like a great idea.
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Old 09-12-2013, 07:52 PM #581
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My first time playing air ball, I shot a seasoned front player right on the back of his head off the break. He looked at me and asked if I shot him. Of course, I yelled no while running straight to D1.
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Old 09-12-2013, 08:18 PM #582
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lol
my entire speedball career involves getting shot in the wrist 2 seconds into game 1. hopper jam game 2 that got me insta-lit up.

sat out fixed hopper

off the break game 3 pulled a muscle running to back corner, camped there till shot out

this was all taped for my embarrasment
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Old 09-13-2013, 01:37 AM #583
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One of my last games, probably circa 2004. Final game of the day playing at an indoor field, a father and his young-ish son are the two remaining players on the opposing team. The kid has been saving a tippman grenade all day, and he finally gets a chance to use it. His father lays down cover fire while he sprints out and flings it at us. Time stands still. My teammate and I stare in horror as the grenade bounces between us. And just lays there. We look at this thing for what feels like an eternity, waiting for it to go off. It never does. Finally, we turn on this kid and unleash hell.

I don't know why, but it's one of the most vivid memories I have of playing.
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Old 09-13-2013, 03:11 PM #584
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Maybe use his gun as a stool... sitting on the barrel end...

with a rental that had no safety...
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:02 AM #585
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I convinced a mother, who was the last player on the field with 0 paint left, to go up and force the entire opposing team to surrender. We won thanks to her.
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Old 09-18-2013, 01:55 PM #586
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A buddy and i went to the field hoping there was a bunch of walk ons but it so happened there was only 1 rental group there. I would say aproximatly 12 of them all around the ages of 10-12. We asked if we could play and they were fairly hisitant, so we said ok we want to get at least 1-2 games in so all of you vs us (My buddy and i were running pumps).

The game goes on for a while (very large field) and we are going bunker to bunker, house to house and cant find a single one of them. We decided screw it lets just run up the middle of the field yelling to get attention and hopefully take 1-2 each before we get shot out. We make it all the way to the opposing side with not the least bit of resistance. Finally we make the last corner and there they are all standing in 1 little hut. Both of us kinda freaked because all of a sudden we had 12 barrels pointing at us we just held down the auto trigger and pumped like hell. We took out all 12 (im thinking alot of them called them selfs out before they got hit). We noticed that when the game was said and done we could only count 10 guys, confused we went looking for the other 2. We later went back to the hut they were all in and found them huddled in the corners crying.

Needless to say those 2 didnt play any more for the day. We spilt the teams up, me with 1 team and my buddy with the other. We gave them tips and pointers and in the end everyone had a good day (exept the 2 who sat out, im thinking thier day didnt go quite as planned).
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Old 09-18-2013, 03:45 PM #587
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My favorite part about renters is the fearlessness. at my field we have a castle in the center thats 2 stories tall. if someone gets in the bottom its impossible to see where they are shooting from since its so dark in there. well a speedballer got in there and i can only do so much with my pump and he had me pegged in this trailer house so it was hard for me to go anywhere. somehow this kid gets in the second story of the castle so i tell him that theres a guy downstairs so he just runs right down stairs no fear to take this guy out. the speedballer got him but we rushed the castle as he did it and got the guy to surrender. I love how they will listen to the experienced guys. makes me feel like a general commanding people
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Old 09-19-2013, 08:28 PM #588
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Been paintballing for a few years, not exactly a pro but not new, and I recently went balling for my friends birthday party (1st time), and my friend's rental gun constantly wouldn't shoot the balls, just air. So some guy comes up to check whats wrong with the gun, shakes it, shoots fine. My friend takes the gun back and never discovered how to shake the gravity hopper to get balls in the chamber, funny to watch him freak out on the field. Plus he was on the other team. Oh the possibilities.
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