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Old 12-19-2012, 06:40 PM #64
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Old 12-19-2012, 06:47 PM #65
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1. I laughed at the thread title. +3 internetz
2. "Getting jumped" you will most likely have 3 kids in wifebeaters confront you calling you a "mother ****er" and asking if you lift.

Here are some possible ways to diffuse the situation:

1.

2. Kick the closest guy to you as hard as you can in the nuts, technically this is fair game when you are outnumbered. They might call you a *****, but they will be weary as **** to come at you. If they do Elbow, Knees, Teeth, and a well placed kick to the knee can really **** **** up. If they are bigger than you knees are def the place to attack with some swift kicks if they start swinging get in close and get a head butt in since you might be level with his face, or a swift knee to the gonads will assure he never has children again.

3.Take bath salts or pcp and whip your dick out, its 3 vs 1 they arnt allowed to hit you there. Meat spin those mother ****ers.

4. If you dont want to bother with any of this, and trust me you dont. Carry bear mace. Ive maced myself on accident and that **** ****ing blows the second you breathe it in your ****ed they wont think about hitting you.

All of these might sound like some ***** ways to handle it but trust me better you standing than beaten to a pulp on the ground. Also leave the wallet at home
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Old 12-19-2012, 07:02 PM #66
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Dont go to the party, get those *****es when they least expect it.
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Old 12-19-2012, 07:06 PM #67
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Dont go to the party, get those *****es when they least expect it.
when they are takin a ****?
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Old 12-19-2012, 07:16 PM #68
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w/e....just let them know that you are to be respected. Fist fights only...weapons are for ***** *** cowards.
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Old 12-19-2012, 07:22 PM #69
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when they are takin a ****?
Hide in the shower behind the shower curtains, then open them and step out. They'll be like what the ****. Then beat the **** out of that one. Then the next guy comes to check on his buddy and you repeat the prior steps.

Perfect plan
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Old 12-19-2012, 07:43 PM #70
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Hide in the shower behind the shower curtains, then open them and step out. They'll be like what the ****. Then beat the **** out of that one. Then the next guy comes to check on his buddy and you repeat the prior steps.

Perfect plan
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Old 12-19-2012, 07:44 PM #71
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You don't need weapons, if you don't fight fair. Always go for the nut shot first. Don't even think about being honorable. They may call you a *****, but the point is to finish them off with a couple of more moves when they are defenseless before they can say it at all.

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Old 12-19-2012, 07:50 PM #72
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I agree. but you should still try to fight honorably first.
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Old 12-19-2012, 07:58 PM #73
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It is the most merciless and efficient way.
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Old 12-19-2012, 08:11 PM #74
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yea well we are not arctic wolves from alaska...so some rules need to be laid down <3
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Old 12-19-2012, 08:12 PM #75
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Kick em In the Cock and elbows to the face all day. Be cheap and dirty
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Old 12-19-2012, 08:15 PM #76
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Bite their ear off. Mike Tyson that ****.
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Old 12-19-2012, 08:17 PM #77
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Kick em In the Cock and elbows to the face all day. Be cheap and dirty
i I wish you would show me some cheap and dirty
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Old 12-19-2012, 08:52 PM #78
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One time last year, my roommates and I hosted a party. I was pretty torn up when an angry arab kid busted in our house and started screaming some akbar jihad language I didn't understand. I got my drunk *** up in his face and was about to fight this towel head before all my boys pulled me away to help me cool it.
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Old 12-19-2012, 08:57 PM #79
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One time last year, my roommates and I hosted a party. I was pretty torn up when an angry arab kid busted in our house and started screaming some akbar jihad language I didn't understand. I got my drunk *** up in his face and was about to fight this towel head before all my boys pulled me away to help me cool it.

Go on. I'm intrigued.
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Old 12-19-2012, 08:59 PM #80
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Go to the party naked. They won't round a naked homosexual 16 year old. Also you may get a new bf out of it.
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Go on. I'm intrigued.
Well, it turned out the angry arab kid had been at the party earlier (one of my roommates was a straight outta Saudi arab, so his friend) and he had his phone and wallet stolen. Unfortunately this ****er doesn't understand the American policy of politeness, as shown by him basically kicking in our door and shouting loud as **** in a foreign language. He almost got his *** beat for that.
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Old 12-19-2012, 09:24 PM #82
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Rules of taking on odds more than you.

Purchase a big can of pepper spray.

1) when they confront you, spray the big guy in the eyes, a nice long spray.
then spray the other *****.

Then start going to town on those punks. Look like a total badass and *****es we try and suck your cock at the scene.
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Old 12-19-2012, 09:32 PM #83
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1. I laughed at the thread title. +3 internetz
2. "Getting jumped" you will most likely have 3 kids in wifebeaters confront you calling you a "mother ****er" and asking if you lift.

Here are some possible ways to diffuse the situation:

1.Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvtvV95EQLQ

2. Kick the closest guy to you as hard as you can in the nuts, technically this is fair game when you are outnumbered. They might call you a *****, but they will be weary as **** to come at you. If they do Elbow, Knees, Teeth, and a well placed kick to the knee can really **** **** up. If they are bigger than you knees are def the place to attack with some swift kicks if they start swinging get in close and get a head butt in since you might be level with his face, or a swift knee to the gonads will assure he never has children again.

3.Take bath salts or pcp and whip your dick out, its 3 vs 1 they arnt allowed to hit you there. Meat spin those mother ****ers.

4. If you dont want to bother with any of this, and trust me you dont. Carry bear mace. Ive maced myself on accident and that **** ****ing blows the second you breathe it in your ****ed they wont think about hitting you.

All of these might sound like some ***** ways to handle it but trust me better you standing than beaten to a pulp on the ground. Also leave the wallet at home
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Old 12-19-2012, 09:45 PM #84
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Rules of taking on odds more than you.

Purchase a big can of pepper spray.

1) when they confront you, spray the big guy in the eyes, a nice long spray.
then spray the other *****.

Then start going to town on those punks. Look like a total badass and *****es we try and suck your cock at the scene.
I need some pepper spray though
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