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Old 12-13-2012, 05:23 PM #1
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The Most Interesting Tuesday I've Ever Had

So this past Tuesday night I finished taking one of my finals, pick my buddy up from work, and we head off to a weekly dubstep/dnb show at a local club. We both go pretty much every week.

About an hour after we got there, we're both outside smoking and we start talking to this chick. I'd seen her at several shows before, but had never talked to her. We someone go on the topic of Tequila, and I mention that I've never tired it before. She insists that I've gotta try some, so we go in and I buy us both shots. We take em, get 2 more and take those too. At this point I've had 2 gin & juices, a beer, and 2 tequila shots. I'm pretty drunk. (I'm 5'4 110 pounds soaking wet) She wants 2 more, I say I'm good, I gotta drive at some point, but I get her another. She's like "At least lick the salt off with me." I'm like "o.O alright."

So we mingle a little more and I go back over and sit with my buddy. After a little while she comes back, and she's fairly drunk at this point too, but not too bad. She's coming on pretty ****ing strong to both me and my friend at this point, he blows her off but I hadn't been laid in a while so I say **** it and roll with it. So she leans over to me, and we make out a bit. She starts feeling up on me and slips her hand down my pants. I'm like "o.O in the middle of everybody? ****." She grabs my hand and starts leading me towards the bathrooms but she stops and asks..."You wanna go in the womens bathroom, or the corner over there?" "WTF? The corner! FFS, the BATHROOM!"

So we get in a stall in the bathroom (I'm all looking around, the women's bathroom was the nicest room in the whole damn place!) we get to it. She starts falling all over the place, she knocks her drink over. Then her friend comes in the bathroom looking for her, she yells for her friend to come there. I pull my **** up real quick and friend comes over and opens the stall and they're just there having a conversation. I'm like...**** I need a cigarette, this is too much.

We smoke and we leave the club, and walk down the street to grab a bite at Waffle House. We're just sitting there, eating when she just pops in the door. "Where's my ****en phone? I know you have my phone so I guess I'm taking yours." and she grabs my phone off the table. I grabbed my **** back, and said "We don't have your ****en phone, we both have smartphones, why would we need yours?" We're both pissed at this point but were trying not to cause a scene, the place was pretty packed. We finally convince her that we didn't have her phone, and the ***** just sits down and starts eating my waffles. "You just gonna sit down and eat my food like that?" *continues eating*. Fed up at this point, we paid for our **** and left. Before we went, she handed me her address and asked my to come over after I dropped my buddy off. Yeah...right. I went the **** home and went to bed.

*****es be crazy.

tl;dr ****ed girl in bathroom of a club, ***** accuses me of stealing phone, eats my waffles, trys to steal my phone. Wants to **** me again.
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:25 PM #2
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You deserve it for listening to dubstep and associating with those trashy people
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:25 PM #3
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:28 PM #4
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:28 PM #5
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:28 PM #8
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Cause the EDM scene is full of trashy people

They may be rolling 24/7 but GENERALLY far from trashy
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:30 PM #10
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:32 PM #12
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:33 PM #14
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Old 12-14-2012, 06:22 PM #19
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hope you wrapped up dog. i'm always wary of girls that are that easy (std wise)
This is what I'm worried about, I did not. Which was ****ing stupid, but I was drunk and condoms were back in the car. Planning on getting tested in a few weeks
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