I've found that since I got out of high school, people don't piss me off that much. I think this has to due with me maturing more, or the fact that I'm not surrounded by stupid high school idiots.
I am in college now and for a while I had no problems with anyone. But now I have classes with this one ****** (literally I think he is a homosexual though he claims not) that is so arrogant and cocky, I would deck him in the mouth if there were no downfalls to it.
Anyhow this guys name is Mark. He claims he is 22 (but acts like a 16 year old) says he used to be manager and owner of a restaurant (that he won't reveal the name of for some strange reason), claims he ALMOST holds the world record for having the least amount of body fat (at "3.1%") and that the only person who is currently beating him in the department is Bruce Li but once he dies Mark shall reign supreme grand master of the body fat department.
He also has a ****ing answer for everything, for example I have a class on lighting for video and photography right now and for an assignment a month or so ago we were just shooting basic pictures outside during class. He got a picture of some girl in my class and my teacher asked him simply "why exactly did you take only a head shot here and not a fully body?" and of course he replies "Because she can't pose for **** and looked awful." and also if ANYONE asks the professor about ANYTHING in class, he knows the answer and will not be afraid to tell you it. He also is the "best photoshopper in the world" and wants to be a "glamour photographer" when he grows up.
He also claims to have the most badass fast car where police ALWAYS pull him over on sight because they know he is probably racing someone in that car of his. He drives a ****ing 95' Civic
entirely stock except some **** *** rice burner exhaust (that sounds god awful) thrown on it, and refuses to race me once even though I don't claim to drive a fast car nor do I claim to get pulled over everywhere I go for driving such a badass car.
and last but not least, he is always in competition with everyone because he literally thinks he is that much better than anyone else in the world. When we have class assignments that require all of us to work together he will honestly just take all his **** and go off in another corner and just yell at people to come over so he can take pictures of them while everyone else is trying to do **** too. For example in my lighting class the other day we had to use studio lights. We had 4 of them at the time for the entire class to work together. He takes 3 of them for HIMSELF, runs off and starts shooting pictures of a ****ing chair. While the other 16 of us or so had only 1 light to work with.
Does anyone have a mark in their life? Like the biggest ****** you've ever met that thinks he is hot ****? Honestly I think every word this kid says is basically a lie, bruce li does not hold the ****ing world record for least amount of body fat, this kids car is slower than a turtle, and mainly overall he needs his *** beat in one day so he can learn to get off that high horse that he always rides in on.
and trust me, many people don't like this kid. For various reasons.
He claims to have been a Hollister model when he was younger, that may be true but the kid still acts like a "scene/emo" high schooler. IN ****ING FACT, he sits in class saying things like "RAWRRRrrrr" and "OHHH MY GAAAWWWDDD" to himself for some reason. and always tries to show me "funny stuff" on facebook that generally I would only find funny if I was still in middle school. He also claims to have been engaged but I seriously doubt this kid has ever gotten any *****. He also is a christian straight edge *** who one day said he has never drank or smoked in his life, but then was bragging to some girl the next day how he got caught with a "pistol and a bag of weed" in his car but the cop let him go because he told the cop he had no idea that it was in there. Long story short, he is full of horse **** and I know it. Also he drinks mountain dew and brings in a 2 liter of code red with him to some classes, a 2 liter and some sugar cookies. Like who still eats like that who isn't in high school?
Tl;dr: people who piss you off and why
Here's a pic, I can post better ones with him trying to be "a lumberjack" if wanted, but I highly doubt it.
How many 22 year old people actually act this immature? I just turned 22 in October, yet I act far more mature than this *** in the RL (I stress the "in the RL part" since I act like a 12 year old on here)