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Old 11-20-2012, 08:17 PM #1
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ST, I'm actually letting you write my speech for speech class this time

Well it's due tomorrow but I'm not writing it because I'm lazy so I'll give the speech on Monday. Normally I ask you guys for a topic but I think just for ****s and giggles, I'm gonna let you guys actually write it. I plan to have someone film the speech so please write something funny and follow the below rules so I can actually give the speech and not receive a 0 as my grade.

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1. IT MUST BE A PERSUASIVE SPEECH
2. No profanity whatsoever.
3. It cannot be about the legalization of marijuana.
4. It must be three pages, Times New Roman, and size 14 font.

So for the guys of ST, this is way too much work because as far as we're concerned, if someone asks us what 2+2 is we couldn't give two ****s about helping them. The reason I'm hoping some of you will actually do this is because it's not to help me rather than to amuse you, myself, and my class. Plus you get to see it in the end. So basically you have the rules in order for me to be allowed to give the speech, now pick something hilarious and write.

Note that this isn't a 'each person posts one sentence and I put everything together' thread. Each entry must be a full length speech according to rule numero quattro. Whichever one is the best is obviously the one I'll use.
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:22 PM #2
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:24 PM #4
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:27 PM #5
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:29 PM #6
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:31 PM #7
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:32 PM #8
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Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** *******s. *******s that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with *******s their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a ***** to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of **** that they become *******s themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from *******s. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us **** this ******* we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****.
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:35 PM #9
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Also, three pages size fourteen font? What is that second grade?
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:36 PM #10
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:45 PM #11
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Also, three pages size fourteen font? What is that second grade?
Fourteen font because we have to be able to easily see the words on the paper when we're speaking and three pages because 30 kids needs to speak
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:47 PM #12
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Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** *******s. *******s that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with *******s their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a ***** to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of **** that they become *******s themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from *******s. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us **** this ******* we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****.
please do this.

then is you need more time just sing the song.
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:13 PM #13
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oh gosh. So, glad I got speech out of the way. The teacher was known as being contradictive in his directions and ****. Luckly I passed it with an A last semester. Glad it's over with.
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:16 PM #14
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I doubt anyone will write the whole thing for you so well do 1 sentence
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:20 PM #15
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:49 PM #16
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Old 11-20-2012, 10:42 PM #18
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Old 11-20-2012, 10:44 PM #19
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JFK was not assassinated by a gun but in fact a dildo as seen in this clip. Then you show a video of poorly edited dildo going through his head
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Old 11-20-2012, 11:11 PM #20
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