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Originally Posted by MattDamnit
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1.BJ
2. HJ
3. vaginal sex
4. anal sex
5. spooning with a boner
6. eating an innout burger when really craving one
7.getting something in the mail you've been waiting for
8. finding new music artist you like
9. finding something new on netflix you haven't seen yet
10. thinking something dairy is expired but you find out you still have a couple days to enjoy it
11. getting a free beer
12. girl texting you first so you don't have to think anymore
13. taking a huge **** in the morning and not being bothered
14. a spot being open next to the girl you want to bang in class
15. having sex without a condom and the girl not being pregnant
16. class being canceled
17. having a calculus test and it getting pushed back another day
18. those days where you keep getting green lights
19. when there's a group of girls and there isn't an obvious ugly one that no one wants
20. banging matty's GF.