Originally Posted by Worr, the wee tot.
Pay my parents' debt, then put the rest into gold. Can't go wrong with gold.
I think it costs about 100 pounds of gold to have the ancient Chinese assassin's guild assassinate someone for you. No strings attached, no connections at all. Just, pure ninja style throat slashing.
Edit: 50,000 ounces = 3125 pounds. That's a lot of extra gold to keep after you cross a few names off your death wish list.