Originally Posted by cynicalrider
I wanted to so I could have a mobile garage for my stunt bike but my g/f told me I would look like a creeper and quickly nixed the idea.
Not sure if you're the "35 years old and no facial hair" type of Polish or the "started shaving at 9" type of Polish, but get the van and grow out the creepiest mustache you can. Then just hangout near schools. It'll go well.