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Old 12-27-2012, 10:53 PM #1450
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Lol, drop tests. I remember those.

Apparently my best friend just lost his v-card and didn't use a condom... He just bought the ***** a damn Plan B pill.
Plan b don't stop no herpes.


Also, got me a pair of boots today.
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Old 12-27-2012, 10:57 PM #1451
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Yea, I think he was too excited to have sex, he lost his common sense to use protection. Glad I'm not that way.

My first force-fed loader was an Eye-Force. Basically a polycarbonate Revvy shell with VLocity guts, only cost $60, I think I sold it for $40. Magnas were out by then, which is what I initially wanted, but then the Prophecy came out and I got it for Christmas.

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Old 12-27-2012, 11:00 PM #1452
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Ah yeah, Magna was the new loader out when I quit. Also, **** the herp
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Well, he just said he used a condom, but it came off and he didn't realize it and just kept going. He came inside her, but pushed the condom up inside her, and they have to go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow to get it out.

I want to lol so bad, but he's my bestfriend and I can't because I'm proud of him for finally losing it, but damn, that's just ****ty luck!
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Old 12-27-2012, 11:38 PM #1454
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Or a small dick. But who the **** cares? He got laid and she's still talking to him the next day. Mission accomplished.
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Well, he just said he used a condom, but it came off and he didn't realize it and just kept going. He came inside her, but pushed the condom up inside her, and they have to go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow to get it out.

I want to lol so bad, but he's my bestfriend and I can't because I'm proud of him for finally losing it, but damn, that's just ****ty luck!
Tell him to go get some metal chopsticks and pull it out.

Bonus points if he's Asian.


Also, best I could do with really crappy lighting.



Ariat 10005887 rugged bark you can probably get better pics.
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Old 12-27-2012, 11:49 PM #1456
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They look kinda like mine, but mine have a darker lower.

He's hispanic, so chopsticks are a no-go.
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They look kinda like mine, but mine have a darker lower.

He's hispanic, so chopsticks are a no-go.
God damn it. Good thing I kept the receipt.

They gave me a blister after wearing them for like an hour :/ but I was wearing some crappy socks, and they aren't broke in yet.


Also, that has to be the most awkward thing for that girl. Hey I'm your doctor and I'm going to be fishing around inside your vagina today.
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Old 12-28-2012, 12:36 AM #1458
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My newest pair of boots squeak like a mother****er. Gonna take em to a boot shop when I get back to College Station
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My boots never gave me blister, and I always wear good long socks with them.
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My newest pair of boots squeak like a mother****er. Gonna take em to a boot shop when I get back to College Station
Where are you gonna take them?


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My boots never gave me blister, and I always wear good long socks with them.
I was wearing long socks, but the heal area was worn reallllly thin and I didn't notice til I was in target getting a comforter for my mom.
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Old 12-28-2012, 10:25 AM #1461
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Good one...
Eh, I'm wearing 2 pairs of socks and a bandaid, I'm good.
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Old 12-28-2012, 12:57 PM #1463
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OH MY GOD! POOPING WITH BOOTS IS THE BEST THIBG EVER.

my gun rests on my boot and doesn't fall to the floor.
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I don't like how my pants and underwear bunch all up midway down my shin when I poop with boots.
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I hate how my gun flops around when I'm not wearing boots.
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Old 12-28-2012, 03:24 PM #1466
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You're going to be that guy that blows his nutsack off while pooping, aren't you?
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Nah, his nutsack is well protected under a layer of blubber.
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You're going to be that guy that blows his nutsack off while pooping, aren't you?
Right butt cheek, hip, or calf would be the three likely contenders.

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Nah, his nutsack is well protected under a layer of blubber.
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Hey, 9mm only penetrates about 13" of ballistic gel, if you've got a thicker layer than that, you're good.
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Hey, 9mm only penetrates about 13" of ballistic gel, if you've got a thicker layer than that, you're good.
I carry a .40 that gets about 13 inches too.


I just like bigger holes.

(inb4 I like my butthole big).
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