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12-27-2012, 10:53 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Texas
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Velocities and halos/reloaders were the only things around when I quit playing every weekend.
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Lol, drop tests. I remember those.
Apparently my best friend just lost his v-card and didn't use a condom... He just bought the ***** a damn Plan B pill.  |
Plan b don't stop no herpes.
Also, got me a pair of boots today.
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12-27-2012, 10:57 PM
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Muff Muff OUT
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: CC/Arlington, Texas
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Yea, I think he was too excited to have sex, he lost his common sense to use protection. Glad I'm not that way.
My first force-fed loader was an Eye-Force. Basically a polycarbonate Revvy shell with VLocity guts, only cost $60, I think I sold it for $40. Magnas were out by then, which is what I initially wanted, but then the Prophecy came out and I got it for Christmas.
Pics of boots?
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12-27-2012, 11:00 PM
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Gig 'em
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: College Station, Texas
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Ah yeah, Magna was the new loader out when I quit. Also, **** the herp
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12-27-2012, 11:04 PM
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Muff Muff OUT
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: CC/Arlington, Texas
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Well, he just said he used a condom, but it came off and he didn't realize it and just kept going. He came inside her, but pushed the condom up inside her, and they have to go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow to get it out.
I want to lol so bad, but he's my bestfriend and I can't because I'm proud of him for finally losing it, but damn, that's just ****ty luck!
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12-27-2012, 11:38 PM
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Gig 'em
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: College Station, Texas
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Or a small dick. But who the **** cares? He got laid and she's still talking to him the next day. Mission accomplished.
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12-27-2012, 11:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff Muff
Well, he just said he used a condom, but it came off and he didn't realize it and just kept going. He came inside her, but pushed the condom up inside her, and they have to go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow to get it out.
I want to lol so bad, but he's my bestfriend and I can't because I'm proud of him for finally losing it, but damn, that's just ****ty luck!
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Tell him to go get some metal chopsticks and pull it out.
Bonus points if he's Asian.
Also, best I could do with really crappy lighting.
Ariat 10005887 rugged bark you can probably get better pics.
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12-27-2012, 11:49 PM
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Muff Muff OUT
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: CC/Arlington, Texas
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They look kinda like mine, but mine have a darker lower.
He's hispanic, so chopsticks are a no-go.
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12-27-2012, 11:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Texas
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Originally Posted by Muff Muff
They look kinda like mine, but mine have a darker lower.
He's hispanic, so chopsticks are a no-go.
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God damn it. Good thing I kept the receipt.
They gave me a blister after wearing them for like an hour :/ but I was wearing some crappy socks, and they aren't broke in yet.
Also, that has to be the most awkward thing for that girl. Hey I'm your doctor and I'm going to be fishing around inside your vagina today.
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12-28-2012, 12:36 AM
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Gig 'em
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: College Station, Texas
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My newest pair of boots squeak like a mother****er. Gonna take em to a boot shop when I get back to College Station
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12-28-2012, 09:40 AM
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Muff Muff OUT
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: CC/Arlington, Texas
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My boots never gave me blister, and I always wear good long socks with them.
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12-28-2012, 09:48 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Texas
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Originally Posted by Disarmer
My newest pair of boots squeak like a mother****er. Gonna take em to a boot shop when I get back to College Station
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Where are you gonna take them?
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Originally Posted by Muff Muff
My boots never gave me blister, and I always wear good long socks with them.
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I was wearing long socks, but the heal area was worn reallllly thin and I didn't notice til I was in target getting a comforter for my mom.
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12-28-2012, 10:25 AM
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Muff Muff OUT
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: CC/Arlington, Texas
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Good one...
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12-28-2012, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Texas
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Good one...
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Eh, I'm wearing 2 pairs of socks and a bandaid, I'm good.
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12-28-2012, 12:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Texas
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OH MY GOD! POOPING WITH BOOTS IS THE BEST THIBG EVER.
my gun rests on my boot and doesn't fall to the floor.
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12-28-2012, 01:09 PM
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Muff Muff OUT
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: CC/Arlington, Texas
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I don't like how my pants and underwear bunch all up midway down my shin when I poop with boots.
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12-28-2012, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Texas
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Originally Posted by Muff Muff
I don't like how my pants and underwear bunch all up midway down my shin when I poop with boots.
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I hate how my gun flops around when I'm not wearing boots.
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12-28-2012, 03:24 PM
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IOT's Pet Canadian
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Canada, EH?
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You're going to be that guy that blows his nutsack off while pooping, aren't you?
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12-28-2012, 03:26 PM
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Muff Muff OUT
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: CC/Arlington, Texas
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Nah, his nutsack is well protected under a layer of blubber.
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12-28-2012, 05:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Texas
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Originally Posted by PBFreak875
You're going to be that guy that blows his nutsack off while pooping, aren't you?
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Right butt cheek, hip, or calf would be the three likely contenders.
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Originally Posted by Muff Muff
Nah, his nutsack is well protected under a layer of blubber.
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I don't carry a 22 short bro.
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12-28-2012, 06:10 PM
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Muff Muff OUT
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: CC/Arlington, Texas
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Hey, 9mm only penetrates about 13" of ballistic gel, if you've got a thicker layer than that, you're good.
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12-28-2012, 07:07 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Texas
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Hey, 9mm only penetrates about 13" of ballistic gel, if you've got a thicker layer than that, you're good.
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I carry a .40 that gets about 13 inches too.
I just like bigger holes.
(inb4 I like my butthole big).
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