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Old 09-20-2012, 12:58 AM #127
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Old 09-20-2012, 01:16 AM #128
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Believe me, I live by the "just because there is a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score" code. But this girl is so attached to him, it's like white on rice. Not even the smoothest talker in the world could get her away from him.
Introduce her to jack and jim, they talk smoother than hell
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Old 09-20-2012, 08:15 AM #129
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She's in Texas, only Jose could talk smooth to one of them.
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Old 09-20-2012, 08:31 AM #130
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Also, I can now say I've ****ed a milf.
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Old 09-20-2012, 01:02 PM #131
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I have a bottle of Pinot Noir, but no one here drinks wine, and I don't have a corkscrew...

It's only called a milf if she is considerably older than you/her kid is your age.
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Buddy of mine just posted this on facebook... I laughed so hard.

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To everyone who came to my house last friday...

I will not, for the foreseeable future, be having people over to my house. Up until last Friday I was happy to have y'all come over, hangout, and have a good time. However, when I woke up on Saturday morning I was shocked and appalled at the condition that my house was left in. Whether it be the half-empy cans strewn across the counter, the spills on the floor, or worst of all the melted marshmallows stuck to the cabinets and appliances, the mess that was left by y'all was unacceptable. As my friends I expected y'all to respect my house and my property. This isn't a cheap rental house that I don't care about. My parents purchased this house and put a lot of time and money into making it nice. I expected more out of all of you. My house is not, and will not become, the party house. Please take this as official notice that, until I change my mind and, nothing will be happening at my house. So don't ask.

Someone's butthurt.
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Old 09-20-2012, 03:28 PM #133
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Buddy of mine just posted this on facebook... I laughed so hard.

Someone's butthurt.
I kinda see where they are coming from though.

If I treated a house my parents bought like that I would get my *** beat.


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I have a bottle of Pinot Noir, but no one here drinks wine, and I don't have a corkscrew...

It's only called a milf if she is considerably older than you/her kid is your age.
Milf has to double or be 1/3 older than your age so its not about how old is her kid/girl , its how old is she compare to you
20 -40
20-30
25- 40
25 - 35

My 2 cents....and you can MILf until certain age, after that it becomes GMILF.....lol !!
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Old 09-20-2012, 03:48 PM #135
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Milf has to double or be 1/3 older than your age so its not about how old is her kid/girl , its how old is she compare to you
20 -40
20-30
25- 40
25 - 35

My 2 cents....and you can MILf until certain age, after that it becomes GMILF.....lol !!
Well, she technically becomes a gilf after her kid has a kid. And since grandmother is one word it would be gilf, not gmilf.
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granmma, granny, grammahh......does it really makes a difference !! ...lol !!!
youŽll be sticking it to a AW$#%#%%$"#$.....not even able to picture it ....lol !!
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granmma, granny, grammahh......does it really makes a difference !! ...lol !!!
youŽll be sticking it to a AW$#%#%%$"#$.....not even able to picture it ....lol !!
You really need to calm down on the punctuation there buddy.

And we spell out "potty words" her, so you wanna try that "AW$#%#%%$"#$" again?


Oh, and thanks for further proving my point.
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Besides, MILF means Mother I'd Like to ****. When a woman has a child they become a mother, regardless of their age. So a woman your age could be a mother and you would like to **** her. So then she would be a MILF.
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Old 09-20-2012, 04:14 PM #139
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I kinda see where they are coming from though.

If I treated a house my parents bought like that I would get my *** beat.


Still.
My house was our groups party house last year, and I dealt with it. Also, his parents live across the country and will never see it until the end of the year. He's just being a little *****.

Wasn't near as bad as he made it out to be. However, the marshmallow thing was hilarious.
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I kinda see where they are coming from though.

If I treated a house my parents bought like that I would get my *** beat.

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Besides, MILF means Mother I'd Like to ****. When a woman has a child they become a mother, regardless of their age. So a woman your age could be a mother and you would like to **** her. So then she would be a MILF.
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If she's a mother that you'd like to ****, then she's a milf

it's not Mwkimailf (mother, whose kid is my age, I'd like to ****
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That's over-complicating things.
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Is what she will never say.
That may be correct, or she'll follow it up with "it's so tiny!"
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