[LED is 6 BPS faster]

For a few months at a time.

I haven't been allowed to social network due to proximity. I lost my laptop in a fire--****ing pak's--and just got set up down here in South Florida.

[jdmpurest]

Originally Posted by CptMotivator

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Yeaa you're definitly not in the military. If you are I hope you're supervisor writes you a 15 for this post.

[Animal_Mother (Banned)]

Originally Posted by jdmpurest

Yeaa you're definitly not in the military.

Neither are you. Air Force doesn't count.

[LED is 6 BPS faster]

Originally Posted by jdmpurest

Yeaa you're definitly not in the military. If you are I hope you're supervisor writes you a 15 for this post.

Did someone forget to issue you a sense of humor?

[jdmpurest]

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[jdmpurest]

Originally Posted by Animal_Mother

Neither are you. Air Force doesn't count.

Cool story bro

Originally Posted by LED is 6 BPS faster

Did someone forget to issue you a sense of humor?

I figured, but some people are dumb enough to say **** like that.

[rT159]

This is now an Army thread.

[Animal_Mother (Banned)]

.... yeah back at Bragg

[jdmpurest]

I'll be sure to remember the AF isnt the military when i'm about to kicking your LCLA resupply off the ramp of a 130.

[akruse21]

Originally Posted by jdmpurest

I'll be sure to remember the AF isnt the military when i'm about to kicking your LCLA resupply off the ramp of a 130.

You sure told them

[Animal_Mother (Banned)]

**** your resupply, I'll be speedballin yo

[jdmpurest]

Originally Posted by akruse21

You sure told them

Sorry to dissapoint you, thats all I felt like typing.

[LED is 6 BPS faster]

Originally Posted by jdmpurest

I'll be sure to remember the AF isnt the military when i'm about to kicking your LCLA resupply off the ramp of a 130.

Wait? You're a civilian pilot/crew member on blackwater presidential air? Or are you a CJSTOF-A pathfinder on a gumby? I'm confused.

Thanks for nothing.

[jdmpurest]

Originally Posted by LED is 6 BPS faster

Wait? You're a civilian pilot/crew member on blackwater presidential air? Or are you a CJSTOF-A pathfinder on a gumby? I'm confused.

Thanks for nothing.

No thank you, I do not want to wait, nor am I waiting currently.

[LED is 6 BPS faster]

Oh you do have one!

Seriously though. You and you're kicker kickers have never done a thing for me.

[rT159]

Originally Posted by jdmpurest

No thank you, I do not want to wait, nor am I waiting currently.

Originally Posted by jdmpurest

Cool story bro

dot.

[the other one]

The post by cpt. Motivator was a repost of some **** somebody posted on like Facebook or something like that.

I'm on a big-*** base waiting to go home, after spending this deployment in the middle of nowhere. It's 110 degrees out here.... **** going outside, let alone running around trying to breathe through a paintball mask.

Ya know, I went to a dinner held by a two-star... And I sat next to some officers who were complaining about the quality of the steaks, and how their corn on the cob wasn't buttery enough. I lost my appetite, and damn near lost my mind when I heard that ****. The only non-UGR/MRE food I ever got was when I went to the local bazaar and bought afghan food.

So, **** your wants and desires. I bet you complain about slow wifi in your living area, too.

[Mr. Y2K]

Originally Posted by LED is 6 BPS faster

Oh you do have one!

Seriously though. You and you're kicker kickers have never done a thing for me.

same here

[billy1234]

Originally Posted by Animal_Mother

**** your resupply, I'll be speedballin yo

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[BunkerNinja]

Originally Posted by jdmpurest

I'll be sure to remember the AF isnt the military when i'm about to kicking your LCLA resupply off the ramp of a 130.

please stop

[Mr. Y2K]

i was actually order by my platoon warrant (or Sgt to you yankees) to go out, and take pics of fat ****s in KAF
i think it's because he knew i was drunk and would go do such a thing.