[YeloSno]

Bought food.

Put name down as Spagoter.

People had hard time pronouncing it.
had 8 girls stare at me while I was eating afterwards.


Yolo.

[prpntblr95]

Haha

[Team_ILLNatured]

why so dead in here?

over the last week i have had a HOT 40year old female start stalking me via txt and facebook, and a Lesbian/bi ask me to buy her sextoys. Why didnt this **** happen BEFORE i was married?

[prpntblr95]

Damn bad timing :/

[Team_ILLNatured]

i know, right? The 40year old makes my wife look like a broken down hag, and the dyke has a rockin body, but a "break her face on your pelvic bone" nose

and no, i will not post pics of the 40year old. im pretty sure her kid is a member of PBN. haha

[prpntblr95]

Ahhhhhhh lol

That would be awkward if I saw pictures of my mom on here

[Team_ILLNatured]

yea, im not too sure how i'd react to that...but i don't need some 18yo comin an beatin on my door cuz im tryin to bang his mom that's 12 years older than me, haha

[Team_ILLNatured]

so i was just shootin the **** with my boss when he asked how i was feeling today, so out of nowhere I tell him "I got otta bed this morning feeling like 'Merica's Throbing Cock of Justice, ready to face **** all enemys, forgin and domestic"

some of the **** that comes out of my mouth is absolutly unbelieveable.

bet he doesnt ask how im feelin again for a few months. haha

[ikilledkenny]

my boss would ask me to share the drugs im on

[Team_ILLNatured]

lol...my boss is afraid of me. he did the background check for me to get my job, and saw the edited version of my personnel jacket. haha

[Beasty]

Thanksgiving was **** for me.

[Team_ILLNatured]

I got ****ty on thanksgiving...first beer at 0900 when i stopped at a scenic overlook on my way home from huntin camp

[ikilledkenny]

thinksgiving was just a normal night for me....the night before....oh boy....

[Team_ILLNatured]

Originally Posted by ikilledkenny

thinksgiving was just a normal night for me....the night before....oh boy....

yea...night before got ugly. we were in a establishment local to our huntin camp. ****hole place, but them country girls really do it up when they go out.

16 of us, ranging from 21-74, and these 3 punkass local dudes decide to pick a fight over us dancin w/ the local ladies an buyin um drinks. few punches thrown, i threw a guy over the bar, and then we bailed out before the troopers showed up. then we proceeded back to the cabin, an began to drink our faces off. by 11pm it was myself, father in law, camp owner, and my cousin, and we watched my brother in law quite literally slither up the stairs. and im sitting there, and i tell the other 3, because my bro in law was supposed to sleep on a top bunk, that i guarentee that he would be on the floor, or in my rack.
So midnight rolls around, and im ****in cranked out of my mind, so i go up to the loft, and theres this ****er in my rack. come back down, sit at the table, and take a power slug of what i thought to be vodka, until it hit the back of my throat like burning napalm. so, i slept at the kitchen table all night. haha.

woke up at 0830 to drive home, drank 40oz of Redbull, and i was still almost def DWI material.

TL;DR I GOT ****ED UP!

[ikilledkenny]

anyone home? half way drunk and no one is online to chat to...

[prpntblr95]

I'm here, ILL Natured you sounds like you had a good time haha, you sound military like you're military of some sort, am I right?

[ikilledkenny]

had a charity softball game tonight. my cimpany sponsored 3 teams. each went 1-1....had to celibrate by drinking at the game and then bar after.
Love drunk 30+yr old women buying shuts for the whole bar

[prpntblr95]

Hell yea!
I'd take a shot of sprite though

[ikilledkenny]

took patron, even though i cant do tequla anymore. only took ir cause she had it. let hrr pick

[Team_ILLNatured]

I was corps. Medically discharged a while back. aparently the every branch of the US Military hates Diabedics. I can't even sign on as a Puddle Pirate!(coastie)

[prpntblr95]

Puddle Pirates! ROFL

My grandpa was a Caption in the CG for 27 years. My dads just Nat'l Guard reserves. He'll never be deployed due to medical.