[PballPlayer™]

It's like we almost need a dedicated thread for angus and jjags to partake in their foreplay.

[black_angus]

**** that, I ain't gonna fly all the way to Los Angeles just to get some man-sex that I could easily get here in Iowa.

[Fat_Joe]

Time to check in at the half way mark.

Originally Posted by Fat Joe

Criteria: all 8 divisions w/ record, playoffs, Superb Owl, MVP, DPOY, OPOY, DROY, OROY, CPOY, SB MVP


AFC East
So far, 1 for 4. Dead wrong on Miami and Buffalo. I think the Jets will still get to .500 assuming they start Tebow sooner then later
Grade - D


1) New England 12-4 (1)
2) Buffalo 10-6 (WC 1)
3) NY 8-8
4) Miami 3-13

AFC North
Still up in the air, but not impossible to see it playing out this way.
Grade - C+


1) Pittsburgh 11-5 (3)
2) Baltimore 9-7
3) Cinci 8-8
4) Cleveland 4-12

AFC South
Definitely have the finishing order right, but the Texans need about 3 more in the W column.

Grade - A

1) Houston 10-6 (4)
2) Indy 9-7 (WC 2)
3) Tennessee 8-8
4) Jacksonville 1-15

AFC West
Give or take a win or two from Denver and this is still dead on to this point.

Grade - A+

1) Denver 12-4 (2)
2) Whales Vagina 8-8
3) Quiefs 6-10
4) Oakland 4-12



NFC Beast
Philly is waaaaay overrated here. I think if you flip Philly and Washington, and drop about 7 wins off Phillys record it'll look pretty close to right. Also, NY is looking closer to 11 wins then 13.

Grade - C
1) NY Giants 13-3 (2)
2) Philly 11-5
3) Dallas 9-7
4) Washington 9-7

NFC North
Overrated the **** out of Detroit and underrated the Vikes a tad, but I think Detroit and the Vikes will both finish up around .500. GB obviously already lost 3, so they'll be a 10-6, 11-5 team, and I think the Bears with their D can stay on pace for a 12 win season as long as Cuddles stays healthy.
Grade - C-
1) Green Bay 14-2 (1)
2) Detroit 12-4 (WC 1)
3) Chicago 11-5 (WC 2)
4) Minnesota 7-9

NFC South
This looks like the finishing order, but I think Atlanta will be the only team better then 8-8 at the end, and will probably have closer to 13 or 14 wins at this rate.
Grade - B-

1) Atlanta 11-5 (3)
2) New Orleans 9-7
3) Carolina 7-9
4) Tampa 6-10


NFC West
San Fran obviously going to win the div, but I think the Seattle, Zona, then St Louis is about right. San Fran will have at least 10 by the time its done, and Seattle may not make 9 wins.
Grade - F

1) Seattle 9-7 (4)
2) San Fran 8-8
3) Arizona 5-11
4) St Louis 3-13



WC Weekend

Indy @ Pittsburgh - Pittsburgh
Buffalo @ Houston - Houston
Chicago @ Atlanta - Chicago
Detroit @ Seattle - Detroit

Div Round

Houston @ New England - New England
Pittsburgh @ Denver - Denver
Chicago @ Green Bay - Green Bay
Detroit @ NY Giants - NY Giants

Championship Weekend

Denver @ New England - Denver
NY Giants @ Green Bay - NY Giants

Superbowl

NY Giants vs. Denver Broncos - Denver



MVP - Peyton Manning
OPOY - Aaron Rodgers
DPOY - Von Miller
OROY - Andrew Luck
DROY - Luke Kuechly
CPOY - Peyton Manning
SB MVP -Peyton Manning



Let homerism ring!

Overall grade - C+
Annual Awards - 4-2


Grade yourselves *****es.

A+ - 100
A - 95
A- 90
etc
etc
etc
F = 59 and below

Average that **** out.

[black_angus]

Originally Posted by black_angus

I'm only doing the division standings and awards here; no need to go through the playoff stuff, obviously. Correct standings are in green, incorrect standings are in green. Comments are in red.

AFC

North:
1. Baltimore Ravens (#2) #1
2. Pittsburgh Steelers (#6) #2
3. Cincinnati Bengals #3
4. Cleveland Browns #4
So far, so good. The Ravens are on track to get that #2 seed, and I can still see the Steelers making the playoffs; they are one of three 4-3 teams in the AFC right now, the others are the Colts and the Dolphins. A+


South:
1. Houston Texans (#1) #1
2. Indianapolis Colts #2
3. Tennessee Titans #3
4. Jacksonville JagSoHards #4
Again, spot on. Texans should be able to get home field advantage no problem. A+

East:
1. New England Patriots (#3) #1
2. Buffalo Bills #3
3. New York Jets #4
4. Miami Dolphins #2
Here is where I go a little errant; the Dolphins are doing surprisingly well. The Bills are right in front of the Jets as predicted. B-

West:
1. Denver Peyton Mannings (#4) #1
2. Kansas City Chiefs (#5) #4
3. Oakland Raiders #3
4. San Diego Chargers #2
Why oh why was I so high on the Chiefs? Wow. The Broncos should definitely lock up that division, though; I could see them working up to a #3 or #2 seed. C-


NFC:

North:
1. Green Bay Packers (#2) #3
2. Chicago Bears (#5) #1
3. Detroit Lions (#6) 4
4. Minnesota Vikings 2
Way off, although this division might produce three playoff contenders like I predicted. C-

South:
1. Carolina Camthers (#3) #4
2. Atlanta Falcons #1
3. New Orleans Saints #3
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers #2
Terrible. The only thing I got right was New Orleans' standing, and that the Falcons would be near the top. D+


East:

1. New York Giants (#1) #1
2. Dallas Cowboys #3
3. Washington Redskins #4
4. Philadelphia Eagles #2
An incredibly close division here, and I'm off by just enough to make me look bad. I have a feeling this will be a lot closer to being correct at the end of the season, though. C-


West:

1. Seattle Seahawks (#4) #3
2. San Francisco 49'ers #1
3. Arizona Cardinals #2
4. St. Louis Rams #4
Well, I did expect the Seaturkeys to be a surprise, and to an extent, they have. C+



MVP- Eli Manning This is still quite possible, as his team is 6-2, and he is a very big reason for it. Is there a better quarterback in the 4th quarter?
OPOY- Arian Foster Only fifth in the league in rushing yards, but has nine touchdowns. He's still in the mix.
DPOY- Jason Pierre-Paul Not many people would be surprised by this.
OROY- Andrew Luck RG3 will get the nod if he stays on the field and doesn't have to play at Pittsburgh every week. Still, he's done well.
DROY- Luke Kuechly I haven't heard his name much, but he does have 61 tackles, an interception, and a fumble recovery.
CPOY- Peyton Manning I think this is a shoe-in, here.
SB MVP- Arian Foster Well, his team could very well make it, and if they do, he could very well have a big performance.

Overall, I got about half of the division standings correct, and I think that not many people would be surprised if any of the people on my awards list actually won. I also think my division standings will get better as the year goes on, specifically in the NFC East, where I see the Iggles falling precipitously, and in the NFC North, where the Vikings are beginning to show signs that they overachieved hard in the first half of the season. I would give myself around a C; I think I did fairly averagely.

[BodyCount81]

Cowboys are winning the 'Owl bro.

[black_angus]

The only thing the Cowboys are winning are $50, for me.

[PballPlayer™]

Kuechly is a boss now that he's in the middle...but you never hear about him because the Panthers are trash.

[Fat_Joe]

Great avvy change.

[PballPlayer™]

It's pretty *****in'

[Fat_Joe]

quite fitting.

[PballPlayer™]

Which is why I chose it.

[Paintnoob13]

Bills to go 10-6? Do you even football?

[Fat_Joe]

[iRoNiQ]

Originally Posted by black_angus

Overall, I got about half of the division standings correct, and I think that not many people would be surprised if any of the people on my awards list actually won. I also think my division standings will get better as the year goes on, specifically in the NFC East, where I see the Iggles falling precipitously, and in the NFC North, where the Vikings are beginning to show signs that they overachieved hard in the first half of the season. I would give myself around a C; I think I did fairly averagely.

Lol Eli for MVP? Not with those numbers. He's not even the best QB in his family let alone the best in the league.

[Paintnoob13]

99.9% of QBs that have ever played the game wouldn't be the best QB in the Manning family either...

[black_angus]

Name one quarterback who has been directly responsible for more of his team's wins. Where would the Giants be without Eli? You could say Peyton will be MVP, and I wouldn't be surprised there either. Aaron Rodgers is up there, too. I would say those three are the top candidates right now. Right now, Mike Sando has Eli at #2 on his MVP Watch, and he's been on the list all season. He's an All-Pro caliber quarterback whether you like it or not.

[Featherlite 07]

Giants have a good team with out Eli. I don't really mean to take away from Eli, he's a good QB, but they have excellent receivers, a good defense, etc. Pretty solid talent around him. Peyton is playing well and will probably get MVP since the media swings from his balls, but Denver was a playoff team with Tim ****ing Tebow at QB, and play in probably the worst division in the league.

I think I'd have Rodgers higher on my list.

[Ninja Mouse]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't Eli-te led the league in 4th quarter rating since like 2010?

Eli flushes more clutch down the toilet every morning than 99% of the QBs to have ever played the game had in their career.

[Paintnoob13]

Yeah I don't know if he's the MVP I'm just saying the "2nd best QB in his family" thing is dumb as ****.

[RamapoLax]

2nd best behind a sure-fire future Hall of Famer who is still playing at an incredibly high level? Well damn better just quit now.

[black_angus]

****, man, I am so terrible. I'm not even as good as Peyton. ****.