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Old 08-26-2012, 05:22 PM #1
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when you're pooping

do you ever get a boner? You know because you're like pushing so hard. I don't get like a full on stiffy but I always get a little chub going for some reason
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Old 08-26-2012, 05:24 PM #2
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Old 08-26-2012, 05:35 PM #3
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Old 08-26-2012, 05:36 PM #4
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Old 08-26-2012, 05:50 PM #5
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ive been half torqued mid poop before, but never because of my *** getting a workout
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Old 08-26-2012, 05:50 PM #6
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Old 08-26-2012, 05:55 PM #7
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Hell no, there is really one time I never get a boner and that is while taking a ****. I HATE waking up in the morning with a boner and having to piss, it's like wrestling a cobra
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Old 08-26-2012, 06:00 PM #8
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you gotta pull the arch shot, i just stand in the hallway then slowly walk towards the toilet as i'm running out of pee pressure
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Old 08-26-2012, 06:01 PM #9
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i **** out of my mouth, is this normal?
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Old 08-26-2012, 06:01 PM #10
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All the blood goes to my head when I shove a pure monster out so I have no extra blood to get a hard-on while dumping. Have you checked into auto-erotic poop fetishes?
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Old 08-26-2012, 06:15 PM #11
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you gotta pull the arch shot, i just stand in the hallway then slowly walk towards the toilet as i'm running out of pee pressure
I thought i was crazy for doing this. Glad im not the only one
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Old 08-26-2012, 06:25 PM #12
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Hell yeah, brah. Poo-boners is where its at.
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Old 08-26-2012, 06:28 PM #13
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I thought i was crazy for doing this. Glad im not the only one
Prevents pee from splashing onto your pants/legs
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Old 08-26-2012, 06:38 PM #15
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who else pisses towards the side of the toilet bowl white others are home? I like to be courteous and make as little noise as possible
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Old 08-26-2012, 07:02 PM #16
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I do that also, unless there is female company I pee with as much pressure as possible so its really loud, then they think I have a fire hose sized dick
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I do that also, unless there is female company I pee with as much pressure as possible so its really loud, then they think I have a fire hose sized dick
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Old 08-26-2012, 07:06 PM #18
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I do that also, unless there is female company I pee with as much pressure as possible so its really loud, then they think I have a fire hose sized dick
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Dude you ****er! We totally pee the samesies man! I try to push that **** out like blowing a golf ball through a silly straw whenever I am around females. I make it sound like I can hardly even tame the beast by urinating all over the floors and walls. It usually works, you'd be suprised
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Old 08-26-2012, 07:15 PM #19
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This has to be the most messed up yet relatable thread ive seen for a while. I am with ALLCAPS 100%. everything is true man. You two arent alone lol
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Dude you ****er! We totally pee the samesies man! I try to push that **** out like blowing a golf ball through a silly straw whenever I am around females. I make it sound like I can hardly even tame the beast by urinating all over the floors and walls. It usually works, you'd be suprised
Then when they actually see your dick they just think you're retarded for pissing on the floor.
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