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07-26-2012, 06:58 PM
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straight cash homie
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Honey Badger University
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Pete
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I have never watched the NFL, but have been reading about it all summer
I have competed for the shiva bowl every year, but have not won
I'm ****ing awesome
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07-26-2012, 07:00 PM
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Troll_Extraordinaire
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Homewood, IL
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Originally Posted by Featherlite 07
Pete
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I have never watched the NFL, but have been reading about it all summer
I have competed for the shiva bowl every year, but have not won
I'm ****ing awesome
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and I believe you are officially the first man invited into the league of extraordinary gentlemen
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07-26-2012, 07:05 PM
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#24
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The Commish
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: New Orleans, LA
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Originally Posted by madgoat
okay new format:
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Originally Posted by Fat Joe
Sob stories need not apply! i want cold hard facts!
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07-26-2012, 07:08 PM
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Troll_Extraordinaire
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Homewood, IL
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not so sure about you twilight.
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07-26-2012, 07:22 PM
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Prepare to die
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Minnesoooooooota
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Originally Posted by madgoat
okay new format:
~name
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Andrew.
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Because it's very much a better game than college.
About tree fiddy
North > South
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07-26-2012, 07:23 PM
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built for her pleasure
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Ohio...unfortunately
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Name: Spencer
Age: 22
Bio: I'm most probably an alcoholic, starting from my dad's side, where we'd get together every weekend to watch our Lions (inevitably lose) since I was a wee little man in the days of Barry Sanders. My great grandpa drank, my grandpa drank, my dad drank, and I drink. Football and beer go together like taking a **** and blowjobs.
Experience: I don't have much fantasy football experience, but I've been in a league in the past. I didn't do well because I was too young to care, but all that has changed.
Relative Info: I'm a football watching, craft brew drinking, kiddy diddler-hating badass mofo, with a taste for Boston blood and seeing opponents cry. I believe I can also talk down to plebs and wanna-be's.
tl;dr - let me on your team, bro dude man.
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Originally Posted by NinjaMouse:But as a poster in this thread, all I can say is good ****ing luck to whoever wants to try to knock you off the #1 spot. That will take something epic. It would be the upset of the posting season.
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07-26-2012, 07:28 PM
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Troll_Extraordinaire
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Homewood, IL
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by the way, this isn't the draft yet, just the screening and selection process. More rigorous interrogation will take place closer to the draft.
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07-26-2012, 07:29 PM
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built for her pleasure
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Ohio...unfortunately
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Originally Posted by madgoat
by the way, this isn't the draft yet, just the screening and selection process. More rigorous interrogation will take place closer to the draft.
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Originally Posted by NinjaMouse:But as a poster in this thread, all I can say is good ****ing luck to whoever wants to try to knock you off the #1 spot. That will take something epic. It would be the upset of the posting season.
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07-26-2012, 07:30 PM
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Prepare to die
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Minnesoooooooota
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Sspeaking of ****ting and blowjobs. I was getting dome from my friends cousin while taking.a crap. My friend thought someone passed out in his bathroom and he smashed though the door while it was happening. Somehow we are still really good friends to this day
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07-26-2012, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Mass
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There will be a selection show ala the decision on a date TBD. 1 name will be announced every 10 minutes as we draft the divisions. Team Live Badass aka my team will have something cool for being on it. Havent figured out what yet, but something.
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07-26-2012, 07:32 PM
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Troll_Extraordinaire
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Homewood, IL
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team ultimate win(my team) will win
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07-26-2012, 07:35 PM
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built for her pleasure
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Ohio...unfortunately
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Originally Posted by Lou Dogg
Sspeaking of ****ting and blowjobs. I was getting dome from my friends cousin while taking.a crap. My friend thought someone passed out in his bathroom and he smashed though the door while it was happening. Somehow we are still really good friends to this day
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Everyone loves getting a solid blumpkin...especially if someone walks in on it.
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Originally Posted by NinjaMouse:But as a poster in this thread, all I can say is good ****ing luck to whoever wants to try to knock you off the #1 spot. That will take something epic. It would be the upset of the posting season.
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07-26-2012, 07:35 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Charlotte, NC
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Justin
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I started watching when I was 7-8 and realized that football was the best sport ever created.
I've only played FF for a few years and I'm ok, not great but **** you who cares.
Relative info: I can't help that I love a terrible team and can't contain my excitement over Scam Newton breathing a fresh breath of air into my ****ty franchise.
Jimmy Clausen is the gayest ****** to ever step out onto a football field and every time I realize he's on my teams roster my blood pressure rises.
Jay Cutler is my favorite diabetic.
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07-26-2012, 07:38 PM
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Jerrah
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Texas
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Ryan
19 next week
Been watching since the Drew Bledsoe era. I can vaguely remember the Cowboys having Quincy Carter before him until he got busted for drugs I think lol.
Probably about 4 or 5 years.
South > North.
My expertise is defending the Cowboys from the numerous haters that frequent this subforum.
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07-26-2012, 07:39 PM
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Prepare to die
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Minnesoooooooota
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Originally Posted by DMC_OWNER
Everyone loves getting a solid blumpkin...especially if someone walks in on it.
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It's my single favorite sexual story. I don't know how I could top that. **** was hilarious.
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07-26-2012, 07:52 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Mass
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Still though...you can call her blumpkin breath for the rest of her life.
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07-26-2012, 08:58 PM
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Moose Krew.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: 765
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Originally Posted by madgoat
okay new format:
~name
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Chris Brown, not the rapper LOL!
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My dad made me watch football and my brother made me get my *** whipped at Tecmo Bowl around age 5. Been in ever since.
Probably 6 or 7 years
I actually check my teams multiple times a week and don't quit on them halfway through the year.
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07-26-2012, 08:59 PM
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hooah hooah hooah hooah
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Georgia
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Chris
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Been watching since I was maybe 12, didn't watch a whole lot of sports until I started playing them because my family didn't watch a lot
Been playing FF for 4 years IIRC, I usually do about 8 leagues a year. Won my first championship in my second year.
I actually show up to all my live drafts, and I hate fgts who do autodraft leagues. I joined a keeper league two years ago but the guy didn't renew the league.  |
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07-26-2012, 09:00 PM
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built for her pleasure
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Ohio...unfortunately
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Originally Posted by Barber
Chris Brown, not the rapper LOL!
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LOL! omg!
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Ohio Bobcats -- Detroit Red Wings -- Michigan Wolverines -- Detroit Tigers -- Detroit Lions
Originally Posted by NinjaMouse:But as a poster in this thread, all I can say is good ****ing luck to whoever wants to try to knock you off the #1 spot. That will take something epic. It would be the upset of the posting season.
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07-26-2012, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Mass
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Selection Show will be Sunday night at some point. Probably around midnight. MG and I will collaborate and pick a time best suited for both of us. GET READY FOR THE SHOWDOWN ******S!
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07-26-2012, 09:13 PM
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built for her pleasure
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Ohio...unfortunately
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just...for..whatever
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Ohio Bobcats -- Detroit Red Wings -- Michigan Wolverines -- Detroit Tigers -- Detroit Lions
Originally Posted by NinjaMouse:But as a poster in this thread, all I can say is good ****ing luck to whoever wants to try to knock you off the #1 spot. That will take something epic. It would be the upset of the posting season.
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