Strippers are fun when they're not all uptight. There was a club I frequented back in the day when I was in Baltimore a lot for work. Spent 45 minutes or so playing hard to get with this super-cute petite chick from east europe somewhere, and she did a number of against the rules stuff with me. Never got her name, but I'll never forget her. Sadly that was to be my last trip up there, as I changed jobs shortly afterward.