FIRST COME FIRST SERVE
PRICES DO NOT INCLUDE SHIPPING
PRICES ARE FIRM FOR NOW
**DISCLAIMER: all items are used
What you see in the pics is what you get, do not assume other parts will be added.**
How shipping will work
you pay shipping I pay paypal fees
I ship priority with deliver con.
Please read whats in red!
Waffle shocker $375 // trade value $425
Condition: light surface scratches and wear on the body frame and reg, heavier scratches above the gauge on the opposite side of the gun *will text pics upon request*
All original waffle dynasty pieces
raw freak back/blue aa tip (tip of the barrel has nicks and is beat up)
HE bolt kit
dynasty tadao board
Pink NXT $350 // trade value $400
Condition: minimal wear/scratches on body the eye covers show more wear
If price is met, I will be including a PINK CARBON FIBER CAN!
"re-tapped" eye screw (previous owner stripped out the eye screw so CS900 fitted a sleeve into it so now it works perfectly just as before)
cp mini asa (not pictured) it also has the macro fitting, its all working
cp sling trigger
Trauma Matrix $450 // trade value $500
Condition: minimal scratches/wear looks to be well taken care of
If you look directly down the barrel where the left vollie should be there is a plug, the plug seems to be stripped, I am including extra vollies because of this.
What looks to be a FF bolt kit (the bolt itself and the spacer are FF the rest is stock and the back wall is milled out to be lighter.)
single trigger frame
Virtue version 1.8 board?
extra board (W.A.S.)
extra aardvark vollies
extra stock frame
1) I will not ship first! In fact, you're damn lucky that I ship at all. I have feedback on 3 different sites that are not this one, and you need to just trust me.
2) E-mails and PM's are too mainsteam. Any communication on this sale must be sent via coded podcast transmissions directly to my i-Phone. I will ignore all other communication, and actively mock any posts in my sales thread itself.
3) All sales are final. I don't care if the gun you get isn't the same as in the picture, and is crawling with dung beetles. Once I have your money, you are screwed.
4) Speaking of money. I don't accept cash, checks, money orders, or PayPal, (which I hate so much that I tack a 20% "I hate that so much" fee on the price every time someone asks if they can use it...) I only accept payment through registered Nigerian courier. If you don't know of one, just wait around long enough, and somone from Nigeria will contact you with the chance for get 20% of fifty million dollars for doing nothing more than giving out your bank routing information.
5) Be mature. I'm 12, and it really chaps my *** when someone calls me on it. The only way you can win is to give me everything I want just like mommy does because I'm a precious snowflake. So this rule should really be, "Just agree with everything I say," but that didn't get me very many sales, so changes had to be made.
6) No lowballs! Lowballing is reserved for me buying things from other people, not other people buying things from me. I have decided that a fair price for my items is approximately 119% of their retail value, and anything less than that is insulting to me. If you can't deal with that, you can blow a goat.
7) Be polite! The internet is full of jackholes who think that being behind a keyboard absolves them of the need for any human decency. Not here! In my sale you must be polite, and if you don't like it, you can drink bleach, you ***.
8) I only ship on Thursdays once a month, and there is no local pickup. If I can't charge shipping, I can't screw you for another 15 bucks for packaging. Oh, you'll get your gun parts (which probably started out as a whole gun) rattling around without the benefit of any padding, in a brown paper bag, sealed with duct tape, but somehow that's worth an extra fin and a half. If I'm feeling a bit hung over, I might miss shipping on on Thursday, and you'll just have to wait and see if I'm scamming you for another 30 days.
9) Finally, no thread-crapping... If you want to put posts in a thread that aren't synchophantically worshipful of the amazingness that is me, go to the other sales threads that I'm crapping on and do it there.